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Annoying AF Minecraft Server – Where Random Language is the Norm!

annoyance, ANNOYING, Automation, Bash, cmake, coding, command line, compatibility, efficiency, ESOTERIC, Frustration, Language, linux, make, Minecraft, Modernization, norm, programming, Python, Random, scripting language, Server, Software Development, standardization, Syntax, Technology

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of feeling like you need a PhD in computer science just to play Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Say goodbye to confusing commands like “>bash>cmake>make>python” and hello to the simplicity of using Python as your scripting language.

Join our server and experience the joy of coding in Python while building your dream world in Minecraft. No more wasting time trying to decipher cryptic commands in Bash or Make – with Python, everything is easy peasy lemon squeezy.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to the days of feeling like a coding wizard just to play a game. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of Python coding, so you never know what adventures await you on our server!

Blocky Shenanigans

anger, BETRAYAL, black company, blocky, Competition, Conflict, controversy, Deception, Disappointment, dishonesty, Drama, friendship, Frustration, gift stealing, hurt feelings, Jealousy, loyalty, mistrust, Nijisisters, scandal, Shenanigans, theft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of niji stealing your gifts on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, niji can’t touch your precious loot! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored adventures and unicorn battles. Build your own magical kingdom and show niji who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat niji in a PvP match, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life leprechaun. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the rainbow madness begin!

Crafty Crooks: Would Femanons Report? LOL

BREAK IN, burglar, Community, Crafty, crime, Crooks, Ethics, fear, Femanons, home security, Honesty, Justice, law enforcement, lol, morality, personal safety, Police, Protection, Report, reporting crime, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Trust

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Divine Spears Created:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Femanons, a group of mysterious players who may or may not be burglars in real life. Will you report them to the virtual authorities or team up with them to pull off heists in the virtual world? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Yanks

America, American dream, athletes, best team, Champions, Competition, Crafty, dominant force, national pride, pride, red white and blue, sports, stars and stripes, success, teamwork, top performers, triumph, Unbeatable, Usa, Victory, WINNERS, Yanks

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become part of Team America, the most epic team in all of Minecraft history! We dominate the virtual world with our insane building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama-riding aliens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Join us and help fight off the alien invasion while riding llamas into battle and wielding diamond swords made from meteorite ore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Because why not?

Crafty Fap Adventures – Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventures, arousal, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, Discord, FANTASY, Fap, fappy talky, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Lust, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, Pleasure, Release, Roleplay, satisfaction, Server, sexual talk, steaming body, taboo

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	91
Astral Projections Made:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about all things naughty, and even have a little…alone time.

In our Steaming Body edition, you can show off your hottest skins and strut your stuff in front of all your new friends. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to join you in your virtual escapades. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /dft/ and let the fun begin!

Blocky Hospital LOLz

Actor, biden, blocky, crime, Diversity, diversity inclusion, Entertainment, fox news, general hospital, Hollywood, Hospital, inclusion, investigation, Johnny Wactor, lolz, Los Angeles, murder, News, society, star, television, Tragedy, Weimerica

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7660

BloodCraft: Where we spill pixels better than WCW! LOL

action-packed, athletes, Blood, blood spots, Bloodcraft, Championship, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, flame spots, INTENSE, lol, Performance, pixels, professional wrestling, Ring, Rivalry, showmanship, Spill, Sports Entertainment, Spots, WCW, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Towns Built:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to bring the heat? Look no further than our server! We do blood spots better than WCW and flame spots better than WWE! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin himself. Join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!

CraftyVR – Blocky Banter Zone

Assetto Corsa, banter, blocky, CraftyVR, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Contractors, EU Pavlov, fallout 4, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, mahjong tournament, maid cafe, Meido Edition, Minecraft, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Race War, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr, Zone

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Our “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” Meido Edition Headset Selection will have you feeling like you’re actually in the game – and trust us, the suffering is real (but in a fun way, we promise).

Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?

And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!

PLAPless Peasant Minecraft Server – Where Not Buying PLAP is a Crime! Join Now!

Buying, crime, he didn’t buy, Join, long trail tag, Minecraft, PEASANT, PLAP, PLAPless, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Divine Spears Created:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and become a true legend in the game!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!

TurtleSMP

Auctions, bets, Community, Friends, iTurtle23, Jobs, protection stones, Random TP, smp, Survival, TurtleSMP, twitch, VIP Ranks

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5393
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Farms Harvested:	434	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.

We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.

Twitch: iTurtle23

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