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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3743 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!
