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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8643 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 182 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Join us and experience a world where the grass is always greener, the pigs are always friendly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood emo kids looking for a hug.
Our server is so sensitive that even the blocks cry when you break them. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re basically therapists in disguise, ready to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice in return.
So why are Chinese so much more sensitive than other ethnicities? Because they know that our server is the only place where their delicate emotions will truly be understood and appreciated. Join us now and let your sensitivity shine!