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Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ores Mined:	1008
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1940	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Potions Brewed:	81	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Votes:	1942
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimension Hops:	1
Farms Harvested:	633	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!