iberophones

Painfully Obvious Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more extra than Brazil’s carnival? Look no further! Our server is like the America of Minecraft servers, except we’re not just loud and irrelevant – we’re exceptional, powerful, and relevant beyond measure! Join us and be part of the largest and craziest community of players who are ready to take on any challenge, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like true warriors. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show Brazil who the real boss is in the world of Minecraft!

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KidzBlockz: No Road Rage Here!

angry neighbor, child safety, city laws, community conflict, Cul de Sac, kids playing, KidzBlockz, misplaced anger, neighborhood dispute, neighborhood rules, parks nearby, playgrounds, public road access, RAGE, residential street, ROAD, road obstruction, road safety, speed bumps, Street safety, traffic calming, traffic cones, traffic control

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like living on a cul-de-sac with speed bumps and traffic cones, but way more wild! Imagine driving into the server and seeing traffic cones blocking your way, but instead of a neighbor yelling at you, it’s a creeper blowing up your car! And forget about “very little” kids, we got giant zombies roaming around ready to eat your brains.

It’s like a virtual city with illegal roadblocks and angry neighbors, but with epic parks and playgrounds where you can battle mobs and build your own fortress. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and adventure in Minecraft? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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DeathDefyingDude Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! I was mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper snuck up on me and I almost died, but then I did a sick MLG water bucket clutch and survived with half a heart left. It was so intense, I was shaking like a leaf!

But that’s not even the craziest part, one time I was exploring a cave and I fell into a pit of lava, I thought I was a goner for sure. But then a group of friendly wolves came out of nowhere and saved me, they formed a wolf chain and pulled me out of the lava like a bunch of heroes. It was like something out of a movie, I swear!

So yeah, if you want to experience heart-pounding adventures and make friends with magical wolves, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCraftPrez

CraftyCraftPrez, Democracy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical leadership, global governance, Global influence, global leadership, global politics, global power, global responsibility, international community, international relations, leader of the free world, political leadership, President of the USA, SUPERPOWER, united states, world leader, World Order

Move over, boring old President of the USA! The new leader of the free world is none other than the owner of this epic Minecraft server! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely of Minecraft block sounds. So come join us and become a citizen of the most ridiculous and awesome free world ever created in the virtual realm!

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CraftyTradeWarCraft

Canada, CraftyTradeWarCraft, in effect, kicking off, long-threatened, mexico, Tariffs, trade war, trump

so, liek, u kno how trump was all liek “imma put tariffs on canada and mexico”? well, now its happenin! come join our minecraft server to escape the chaos of the trade war! build ur own virtual economy and trade with other players to show trump how its done! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the tariffs and plot ur revenge against the orange man himself. join now before the tariffs take over the world! #minecraftresistance

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