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PadresCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely of TNT (just kidding, please don’t do that). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up (literally, because there’s no day-night cycle in our world). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your house with a misplaced block of TNT, then you might regret it a little).

DadSquadBabyShower

aunts, baby shower, cousins, dad’s side, DadSquadBabyShower, Divorce, estranged, extended family, family, family reunions, grandchildren, Grandparents, hurt feelings, husband’s family, mom’s side, photos, Siblings, social media, uncles, Upset

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to throw a party? Well, look no further! Our server is like a baby shower thrown by your mom – organized, set up, and paid for with love. We limit the guest list to keep things cozy, just like how we limit the number of players to ensure a smooth gaming experience.

Just like how this baby shower was ladies only, our server is open to all but with a touch of exclusivity. We’ve got a perfect balance of players, just like the perfect balance of adults and kids at the party. And don’t worry about parking – we’ve got plenty of space for all your virtual vehicles.

But here’s the kicker – we may have forgotten to invite your dad’s side of the family, but that just adds to the drama! Imagine the chaos of trying to explain why they weren’t included in the fun. It’s like a soap opera unfolding in real time!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the guest list may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be fired up with excitement from the moment you join! Our staff are like TNT – ready to explode with helpfulness and fun at any moment.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world, only to have it destroyed by a mischievous group of chickens armed with pickaxes. Or test your survival skills against a horde of zombie villagers who have taken over the local village and are demanding taxes in the form of diamonds.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry, look no further! Join us today and see just how fast you can get fired up in the best way possible.

TrashyParentCraft

bad example, Bad Influence, bad parenting, Careless, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Dysfunctional family, immature, Inappropriate Behavior, irresponsible, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, low standards, negative influence, neglect, neglectful, poor role model, questionable choices, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, unruly children

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Love Letters Sent:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you rare items for a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep party where the sheep are literally on fire!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world? Don’t be a trashy parent, come join the fun today!

AzovArmoryCraft

ARMS, Azov, AzovArmoryCraft, Ban, Conflict, controversial, decision, Defense, eastern europe, embargo, foreign policy, international relations, Lifts, Military, Political, sanctions, Supply, Ukraine, US, weapon supply, weapons

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Votes:	6287
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard the news? The US just lifted the ban on weapon supply to Azov! And you know what that means? It’s time to join our Minecraft server for some EPIC battles and crazy adventures!

Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers! That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. We’ve got custom weapons, insane mods, and a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon the size of a skyscraper. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to conquer this ultimate challenge and claim the treasure that lies within.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary warrior of Azov!

TickTockCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	285
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

we got a secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties and the skeletons breakdance. u gotta bring your own glowsticks tho.

our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the zombies, they love chillin’ in there and gossiping about the skeletons’ fashion choices.

oh, and did i mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of redstone? it goes so fast, it’ll make your head spin like a record, baby.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun).

NikBokcCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, NikBokcCraft, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

The owner of the NikBokcCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.237.49:25881

CuckCraft Minecraft Server

controversial topics, CuckCraft, cucked, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, identity politics, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, Political Correctness, political discourse, Privilege, race relations, racism, Server, social commentary, social justice, societal issues, Stereotypes, white culture, white people, White Supremacy, Whites

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mines Excavated:	1056
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic adventures and the dankest memes around!

Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!

We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.

So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!

”Crafty Millennials Minecraft Server”

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	109
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Towns Built:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you feeling financially screwed like a creeper exploding in your face? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can mine your way to riches faster than a diamond pickaxe! Join us and watch your virtual bank account grow faster than a stack of emeralds. With our virtual economy, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time! So come join us and turn those virtual coins into real-life riches… or at least enough to buy a new pickaxe.

PupCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, disagreement, dog, Exercise, fear, Marriage, medication, mental health, Minecraft, Newfoundland, pet ownership, ptsd, PupCraft, puppy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, service dog, stranger, support animal, Therapy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	843137
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring vacations with your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind, just like M36 left his wife behind to take care of his beloved dog! Our server is so addictive, it’s better than any antidepressant out there. Lose weight, lower your blood pressure, and say goodbye to nightmares – all while playing Minecraft!

Just like M36, you’ll find a new lease on life on our server. Train your virtual dog, go on virtual walks, and attend virtual group classes for dog training. Who needs a real service dog when you have a pixelated one in Minecraft?

Don’t be a serious POS like M36 – join our server and never have to choose between a vacation and your virtual dog again. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any crazy uncles or strangers trying to take care of your beloved Minecraft pets. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!