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CapRipper Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, bottles, CapRipper, caps, challenge, Consumer, convenience, couplings, Difficult, Environment, Frustration, innovation, manufacturers, Minecraft, packaging, packaging design, Plastic, recycling, Ripping, smp, Struggle, Technology, Waste

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mines Excavated:	4893
Animals Bred:	131	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	9780

Are you tired of struggling to open bottles because of those pesky plastic couplings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the solution to all your bottle-opening problems! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil plastic bottle manufacturers who are trying to thwart your thirst-quenching efforts. With epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who share your struggle, this SMP will have you laughing and crying (mostly from laughter) as you conquer the bottle-opening world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those plastic couplings who’s boss!

TipWars Minecraft Server

Argument, attitude, bad service, Boyfriend, customer service, dining out, former waitress, long wait, Minecraft, morality, restaurant experience, rushed service, Server, server pay, Texas Roadhouse, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping policy, tips earned, TipWars, waitress, wrong order

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4695
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	124
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a Texas Roadhouse skillet? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like waiting 30 minutes for a drink at a restaurant. Our waitresses may have attitudes, but at least they won’t rush you like our players rush to build their bases. And don’t worry about tipping, because on this server, the only tips you’ll need are for building the best structures. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pack up your blocks in less than 10 minutes, because things move fast around here!

TieCraftFunLand

aita, black tie event, Boyfriend, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, dress code, emotions, Etiquette, feelings, formal attire, honored, Pictures, reception, relationship, Respect, Sour, tie, TieCraftFunLand, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama over dress codes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only dress code is to wear your most ridiculous outfit! No ties required, unless you want to wear one made out of pixelated blocks.

Join us and escape the real world where ties cause turmoil and instead, build a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building epic structures. Plus, we have a special tie-themed mini-game where you can battle it out with other players using ties as weapons!

Don’t let ties tear you apart, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a tie-wearing llama to be your loyal companion on your Minecraft adventures. So come on, join us and leave the tie drama behind!

WorthItExpensive – Minecraft SMP

designer goods, durable goods, extravagant indulgences, extravagant purchases, high-end purchases, high-quality items, investment pieces, lavish spending, long-term value, luxury experiences, Luxury items, luxury lifestyle, Minecraft, premium brands, Premium Quality, quality products, smp, splurge-worthy items, top-notch products, upscale products, valuable investments, worth the price, WorthItExpensive

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate virtual reality adventure! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But little did they know, those treasures were cursed! Suddenly, a horde of zombie pigmen spawned and chased the player all over the map. It was chaos, but oh so worth it for the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep. Legend has it that if you can catch one and shear its wool, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your virtual life. Trust us, it may seem expensive, but it’s totally worth it!

ColorCraft FunLand

color, color choice, color favorites, color options, color preference, color preference choice, color preference favorites, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference query, color preference question, color preference selection, color preference survey, color selection, ColorCraft, Favorite, favorite color, favorite color question, FUNLAND, long tail tags, Tag

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	9837	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3707	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to choose just one favorite color again! We have a rainbow sheep farm where you can dye sheep any color you want, so you can have a whole flock of rainbow sheep following you around. Plus, our resident wizard can cast spells to make your character change colors at will – you’ll be the most stylish player in the game!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco room where you can dance the night away with other players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a friendly sea monster who loves to play hide and seek.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world of color, magic, and adventure like never before!

BorderDefenseMC Server

Armed Forces, border control, border defense, border patrol, BorderDefenseMC, crisis management., defense strategy, European migration crisis, european union, firearms regulations, firearms rules, gun laws, law enforcement, migration crisis, Military, national security, Poland, political decision, security measures, self defense, Server, soldiers

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAND loosening firearms rules for soldiers defending border AMID MIGRATION CRISIS. why? because we have zombies trying to invade our server and we need all hands on deck to defend our precious blocks. grab your virtual guns and protect our virtual land from the undead horde. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds for you to mine. join now before it’s too late!

ProudCraft: UK Weapons in Action!

action, arms exports, British weapons, Conflict Resolution, defence secretary, defense industry, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global security, incursion, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, military intervention, military support, national defense, political stance, Proud, ProudCraft, solidarity, uk, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

so, like, u know how ukraine is all like fighting off those bad guys with their weapons and stuff? well, guess what, our server is like totally proud to see british weapons being used there! like, how cool is that? join our server and be part of this epic battle, where u can like, use british weapons to fight off the bad guys and save the day! plus, u get to hang out with other cool players who are also fighting for justice and stuff. so come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy minecraft world!

CrosswordCraft: Health Ed Engage

allied health programs, crossword puzzles, CrosswordCraft, educational impacts, Engage, ENGAGEMENT, health, health professions students, learning, medical programs, student satisfaction, systematic review

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchantments Applied:	269	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

So, like, this server is like, totally the best thing ever, man. Like, you know how doing crossword puzzles is supposed to make you smarter and stuff? Well, on this server, it’s like, mandatory to do crossword puzzles all day, every day. But don’t worry, it’s not boring or anything, ’cause we make it super fun and interactive.

Like, all the health professions students who join this server say that doing crossword puzzles here is, like, the highlight of their day. They’re learning so much and having a blast at the same time. Plus, all the medical and allied health programs on this server are, like, top-notch. You’ll be learning more than you ever thought possible while having the time of your life.

So, like, if you wanna be the smartest person ever and have a ton of fun doing it, you gotta join this server, man. It’s like, a no-brainer. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FrenchFriesMCServer

building relationships, connecting with others, cross-cultural friendship, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, European friends, foreign friends, French Culture, french man, FrenchFriesMCServer, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship questions, friendship with foreigners, getting to know someone, international friendship, language barrier, making connections, MAKING FRIENDS, social boundaries, socializing

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7528
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Mines Excavated:	3286	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, come join our server and make friends with a French man! Why, you ask? Because he can teach you how to build the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, of course! Plus, he’ll tell you all the best spots to find baguettes and croissants in the game. So come join us and expand your cultural horizons while crafting and mining to your heart’s content! Vive la France!

Minecraft SMP – /uma/ – Uma Musume General #643

3.5th anniversary, Android, Card Score Spreadsheet, CM Dirt, concerts, dlc 1, English release, game news, general, guides, Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival, IP News, JIMS, loh mile, Minecraft, Musume, Paper Owners Game, Party Dash, pog, Resources, seiyuu, smp, support card evaluation, support rate up, team iris, Thread Circles, UMA, Uma Musume, uma musume general

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	4263	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should:

1. We have a secret pool of enchanted cards that give you superpowers in-game. Want to fly like an Ender Dragon? Just pick the right card and you’re good to go!

2. Our server hosts epic food festivals where you can chow down on virtual steak and cake until your heart’s content. Who needs real food when you have pixelated goodies?

3. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances on our server, handing out diamond armor like it’s candy. Who wouldn’t want to rub elbows with the creator of Minecraft?

4. We have a hidden underground city filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. Only the bravest adventurers dare to explore its depths!

5. Our server is protected by a magical barrier that keeps out all griefers and trolls. Say goodbye to pesky players ruining your builds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!