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BirdsOfWarCraft: When your feathered friends turn on each other in the ultimate battle for survival!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5780
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Towns Built:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Are you tired of your pet birds turning on each other in a twisted game of avian betrayal? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your feathered friends can’t harm each other (or you)! Say goodbye to bird drama and hello to endless block-building fun. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that won’t peck each other to death? Join us now and leave the bird drama behind!

CheerCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist shaking their pom-poms!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Gods Slained:	2

Do you love cheerleaders? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole squad of cheerleaders who will cheer you on as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers! Join us for the ultimate pep rally experience in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive skydiving mini-game where you can plummet from the top of the world and try to land in a pool of lava? It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have cheerleaders, disco parties, and death-defying stunts?

Nasally Nonsense Minecraft Server: Where Complaining is the Main Event!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	772886
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of listening to pretentious nasally faggots complain about boring stuff? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only complaining you’ll hear is from the chickens when you don’t feed them enough seeds!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know our players are too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to pay them any mind. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

So why waste your time listening to boring complaints when you can join our server and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even discover the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples? Join us now and let the fun begin!

EscapeCraft: The Easiest Way Out!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Ores Mined:	5172
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a shithole country with no way out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the easiest EU passport you’ll ever get! Just join our server and start building your way to citizenship in no time. No need to deal with pesky immigration laws or paperwork, just craft your way to freedom! Join now and say goodbye to your shithole country for good!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where even the mobs have adorable relationships!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Come join our Minecraft server and witness the cutest yangki wife you’ve ever seen! She’s got the most adorable pixelated face and her pixelated hugs are to die for. Plus, rumor has it she can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep”. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet this virtual beauty and maybe even steal her heart (in-game, of course). Join now for a chance to be part of this pixelated love story!

CraftyFart: Where the only thing scarier than creepers is your roommate’s midnight snack

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mines Excavated:	3122
Players Killed by Monsters:	9322	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of waiting decades for the next game in your favorite series? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, the next game in the series will be released in just 5 minutes! That’s right, we have a team of super speedy developers who can churn out games faster than you can say “Bethesda.” And not only that, but the series will never end because we have a magical TV show that will keep the story going for eternity. Join us now and experience the never-ending saga of blocky adventures!

CraftyMcCraftFace – Where even the numbers have a sense of humor! #464613884

Adventure, comedy, COSPLAY, CraftyMcCraftFace, culture, Dago, Escapade, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Foreign, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, Japan, josh, Larping, newfag, Numbers, peak, Roleplaying, sense, travel

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Crops Grown:	8601
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a golden feather that grants them the power to fly! And don’t worry about griefers, because our admin team is made up of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect your creations with their icy breath.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Will you be brave enough to explore its gooey depths? Join us now and find out!

CowCraft: Where Normal Cattle Think They’re Players!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of being a normal cattle in the Minecraft world? Do you want to escape the mundane life of pitiful allowances and jangling keys? Then join our server where you can be anything but normal!

On our server, you can escape the chains of normalcy and become a true Minecraft legend. Our parents don’t make any attempt to emancipate their dynasty, but that’s okay because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care!

Forget about fast food and tobacco, on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of adventure. So come join us and break free from the shackles of normalcy. Who needs a Mc Burger when you can have a Minecraft feast fit for a king? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

SerialCraft: Where even the creepers are better at relationships than her ex!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Items Found:	4499

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking majesty. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also where the infamous serial masturbator found love and got married. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect place to find true love? So come join us and see if you can find your soulmate among the pixelated chaos.

KpopCraft: Where Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian Females Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us and you’ll find a community of Arab, Latinx, and Central Asian females who are obsessed with Kpop for some reason. Maybe it’s because our server is so lit that even Kpop stars can’t resist joining in on the fun!

We’ve got crazy events like virtual Kpop concerts where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. Plus, our server is so diverse that you’ll never run out of new friends to meet and adventures to go on.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Kpop sensation in the Minecraft world.