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OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

3×3 lists, AERITH, Bait, brand, Complaints, Dick-suck, Established, Falls from grace, ff7, ffx, Forgotten, generation, Mario, memes, Minecraft, Nintendo, Ocarina of Time, OoT, racing game, Server, sm64, SOLD, Tifa

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

ExBlock-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, discomfort, Emotional healing, event planning, ex boyfriend, ExBlockBoyfriend, Fiance, forgiveness, friendship, guest list, Minecraft, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, Server, Therapy, Trauma, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Star Shards Collected:	176	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy relationship story.

Just like Clara’s relationship with her ex, our server is full of unexpected connections and surprising friendships. Who knows, you might even find your own ex lurking around a corner ready to apologize and cry their heart out.

And just like the OP in this story, you’ll have to make tough decisions that could impact the whole server. Will you invite your ex to your virtual wedding? Or will you put your foot down and keep the drama at bay?

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than therapy sessions and more exciting than a high school romance. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is waiting for you to make your mark!

Dad’sHouseNoSibsAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, DadsHouseNoSibsAllowed, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family home, Grief, Grieving Process, house ownership, house rules, Inheritance, Loss, party pad, personal space, property damage, Respect, sibling relationships, Siblings, Will

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	185	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft world where you can build your own house without worrying about your brother and sister crashing your party!

Imagine a world where you can finally have some peace and quiet in your own virtual home. No more uninvited guests trashing the place and causing chaos. On our server, you are the king or queen of your own castle, and no one can tell you otherwise!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to enjoy a drama-free Minecraft experience, but you also get to explore crazy adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your real-life family drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in the game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DefectorCraft Minecraft Server

defector, DefectorCraft, diplomat, diplomatic career, diplomatic relations, Ex-North Korean, foreign relations, government leadership, government official, government position, high-ranking, international news, Korean defector, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Minecraft, North Korea, political appointment, political asylum, political defection, Server, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, on this server, we got this ex-north korean diplomat who defected to south korea and now he’s like a vice minister or something. like, how crazy is that? if u join this server, u can be part of this wild world where anything can happen. maybe u can even become a diplomat too, who knows? come join us and let’s make some diplomatic deals in minecraft, lol!

CraftyTaiwanDefense

Asia, Commitment, CraftyTaiwanDefense, cross-strait relations, Defence, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military capabilities, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, Strengthening, taiwan, Taiwan-US relations, trump

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Desert2JungleCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate, desert, Desert2JungleCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem, Ecosystem Services, Environment, Evolution, geography, interconnectedness, JUNGLE, Life, Migration, Natural resources, Nature, sand, Survival, WIND

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.

oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

allahu akbar, Attack, blocky, boom, breaking news, car ramming, extremism, fear, International, investigation, Minecraft, News, Paris, Radicalism, Safety, security measures, Server, sidewalk café, Terrorism, terrorism alert, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!

Minecraft server: JewCraft – Connecting Blocks and Minds!

activism, anti-semitism, awareness campaign, blocks, civil rights, Connecting, cultural identity, discrimination, equality, intersectionality, Jewcraft, Jewish community, jewish connection, Jewish history, marginalized groups, metwo, Minds.., Minecraft, minority rights, online movement, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, social media, solidarity

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Votes:	3304
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret Jewish connection that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a hidden temple filled with diamonds, gold, and ancient artifacts that will make you richer than a villager trading emeralds for bread.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of #metwo. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor because things are about to get seriously silly.

ExBestieSlumberParty

adhd, alcoholic ex, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Connection, dating apps, eating disorder, ExBestieSlumberParty, friendship, Guilt, missed opportunity, moving cities, Physical attraction, ptsd, scattered thoughts, self improvement, sleeping with ex’s best friend, therapist affair, Therapy, threatening messages

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Enchantments Applied:	218	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and find true connections…just like our player who found love with her ex’s best friend! Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially those recovering from toxic relationships and looking to rediscover themselves. Our therapists (in-game, of course) are always available to help you work through any emotional baggage…or just give you tips on how to build the best castle.

Don’t worry if you get a little scattered, we understand ADHD and embrace all players for who they are. So come join us for a unique experience filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous romance. Who knows, you might just find your own best friend’s ex’s therapist’s cousin’s roommate to build a future with!

NoobAvoidanceCraft

abhorrence, Abomination, antipathy, aversion, avoidance, detestation, disdain, disgust, distaste, fear, hesitation, Loathing, NoobAvoidanceCraft, not even once, Phobia, refusal, rejection, reluctance, repugnance, resistance, won’t even try

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8719	Emeralds Found:	4726
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Void Gems Collected:	36
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends have taken over the server and it’s up to you and your trusty pig steed to save the day.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty good dancers once you get to know them.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge”? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows to roast while you’re jumping around!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Evil chickens and dancing creepers await!