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Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Void Armor Forged:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Votes:	4651	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5591

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Ores Mined:	9020
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	113	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	7

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	225	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7869
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

185.9.145.216:25963

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4364	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions

#my hero academia, Anime, art community., artist, Artistic, artistic expression, artwork, character design, Commission, Creative, critique, deku, Deku commission, digital art, Fan art, Feedback, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, Opinions, smp, TALENTED, talented artist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Oh honey, forget about Deku commissions, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own Deku-inspired masterpiece! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help you bring your wildest My Hero Academia dreams to life. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers in real life too. So why settle for a commission when you can become the hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and unleash your inner Deku!