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> DUDE I had SEX with a VAGINA Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5204	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	1652
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the currency makes sense? Well, look no further because on our server, we use BRICS bucks as our currency! That’s right, forget about dollars, euros, or rubles – we only deal in BRICS bucks here. And the best part? You can use them in any country, even ones that don’t exist! Join us now and start trading with your fellow players in the most absurd currency you’ve ever heard of. Who needs stability when you can have chaos?

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mines Excavated:	1283	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t have to endure an hour of crying and apologizing like in that graduation announcement stream! Our server is full of laughter, fun, and epic builds that will make you forget all about real life drama. Join us for a chance to escape the chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from laughing so hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. So why wait? Join now and let’s create some insane stories together!

No peeking, Minecraft server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old graduation ceremonies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hosting a soft graduation the day after Vivi’s graduation! But that’s not all – rumor has it that NijiEN is finally on its way to Le Merge! Join our server for a chance to witness this historic event and maybe even catch a glimpse of your favorite virtual idols in action. Who needs real life when you can experience all this craziness in the virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cookie’s Bustle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1510	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of cookies and chaos!

Join us on our server where the cookies are as big as your head and the mobs are all dressed in chef hats. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret cookie recipe hidden deep in the mines, you’ll gain the power to control all the cookie mobs and make them do your bidding.

But be warned, the land of cookies is not for the faint of heart. There are giant gingerbread men roaming the forests, evil chocolate chip zombies lurking in the caves, and don’t even get us started on the creeper made entirely out of frosting.

So if you’re ready to embark on a sugary adventure like no other, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the world of Cookies Bustle!

F*ck This Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9966	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by creepers and skeletons on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate rage-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t be screaming “Fuck this fucking goddamn level” here!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet zombie pigman that farts out golden nuggets! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring gameplay forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s scared of having too much fun!

> Tranny Trooper Minecraft SMP Reporting For Duty, SIR…

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Enchantments Applied:	159
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Items Found:	4330	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the craziest, most chaotic SMP out there? Well, buckle up because we’ve got Tranny Troopers reporting for duty! That’s right, we run this server like a military operation, but with a twist – we’re all about spreading laughter and chaos!

Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so wild, no country is scared of Americans anymore. We’ve got insane battles, ridiculous pranks, and a whole lot of shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. Plus, rumor has it that our leader once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, in this SMP, anything goes – so strap in and get ready for the ride of your life! 🤪🐔🥕 #TrannyTroopers #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Farms Harvested:	908
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	1347

Welcome to our Minecraft server where leaving the toilet seat up is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is so wild and crazy, we don’t have time for trivial things like putting the seat down.

But that’s not the only reason to join our server. Did you hear about the teenage boy who fell in love with an AI chatbot and tragically ended his own life? Well, on our server, you can fall in love with as many chatbots as you want without any consequences! Plus, our chatbots are programmed to give you compliments 24/7, so you’ll never feel lonely again.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. But be warned, the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pink tutu. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join our server today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to leave the toilet seat up!

The Class of ’09 Minecraft SMP General

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ores Mined:	5904	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Yurifaggotry is the only way to salvation! Don’t worry about buying games, just pirate them like a true rebel. Our Class of ’09 server is where all the cool kids hang out, with games like Class of ’09, Class of ’09: The Re-Up, and Class of ’09: The Flip Side. But wait, there’s more! We even have an anime adaptation, Class of ’09: The Anime, for all you weebs out there.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community like no other. And hey, if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our merch at itsnotthe90s.com. So come on, jump in and show us how you would fare in Class of ’09! It’s gonna be a wild ride, guaranteed.

Day Of Destiny | Season 1 Minecraft server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Day Of Destiny | Minecraft: A project of urban planning, development of trade relations, and just a pleasant pastime!

There is no “Garbage Donation” on the server; only an economically-thought-out donation is implemented, which includes balanced whales and a couple of goodies.The mechanics of your crafts have been implemented (You can find it in our discord community)The project itself is aimed at developing relationships between players, both hostile and friendly!

There is also an event on the server, by taking part in which you can get PREMIUM for 15 days!Come quickly and participate!

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