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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5205 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life responsibilities – including getting laid. Who needs sex when you can spend hours building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends?
Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!
But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?
So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!
