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SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5489	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Potions Brewed:	165	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	153	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!