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BlockyBoomers

acceptance, aging, aging gracefully, BlockyBoomers, coping, emotional well being, getting older, healthy habits, Life Changes, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Time management

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of aging and dive into a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, except instead of drinking from it, you just log in and start building epic structures with your fellow players.

Forget about wrinkles and gray hairs, on our server, you can be forever young and carefree. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pixel world has anti-aging properties that will make you look and feel 10 years younger in no time! So why waste your precious time worrying about getting older when you can join our server and stay forever young? Trust us, your future self will thank you for it!

KimJongUnChonkRx

Government, health issues, health problems, Healthcare, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnChonkRx, leader, medical supplies, medication, Medicines, News, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Pyongyang, seoul, Treatment, weight gain

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

PokeCraft: Ideological Madness

Behavior, dark triad, divisive tactics, ideological, ideological poking, Link, madness, messages, offend, offensive behavior, personality traits, pokecraft, polarization, Political Climate, political opponents, political tensions, products, psychopathy, public display, research, US

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we poke fun at political tensions by building giant statues of politicians doing ridiculous things! we have a special event where players can throw virtual pies at each other while screaming their favorite political slogans! be part of the chaos and show off your inner psychopath by joining us today! it’s like therapy, but with explosions and pixelated pigs!

Titan Remade

changes, classic, cosmetic, donor features, even, gameplay, Items, Minecraft, no benefit, pay to win, Prison, prison server, PvP, remake, Server, Titan Remade, TitanMC

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4889	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Crops Grown:	1342	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Titan Remade is a remake of the classic prison server TitanMc, with a few changes. Mainly, we don’t support Pay To Win game mechanics around here. All items are obtained evenly through gameplay. If I ever do add any donor features they will have 0 benefit to gameplay and be completely cosmetic.

titan.letz.dev

LilBigCraft Minecraft Server

90s gaming, Adventure, BROWN, character design, classic, cult classic, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, lba, LBA2, LilBigCraft, Little Big Adventure, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remake, remake announcement, remake news, retro gaming, Server, Twinsen, Twinsen brown, video game

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a world where Little Big Adventure meets Minecraft? Well, this server is the place to be! We’ve got Twinsen looking fly in his new brown outfit, ready to take on all the challenges that come his way.

Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and maybe even a dance-off with the Groboclones. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server? Plus, rumor has it that the magic ball has been replaced with a diamond pickaxe – talk about an upgrade!

So why wait? Come join us on this wild ride and let’s see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero of this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Let’s do this, gamers!

Minecraft SMP: BritsInBlocks

british animals, British countryside, british culture, british dogs, British heritage, british pets, british terriers, British traditions, british wildlife, BritsInBlocks, canine companions, dog behavior, Dog Breeds, dog care, dog enthusiasts, dog grooming, dog health, dog lovers, dog ownership, dog training, english dogs, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3908	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Items Found:	8206
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Dragons Tamed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pets you can have are cats and wolves? Well, do we have the server for you – introducing the dog edition SMP!

Join our wacky world where every player starts off with their very own pack of 100 dogs. That’s right, 100 dogs! Watch as they follow you around, wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers, and even help you mine for diamonds (they’re trained like that, don’t question it).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Dog King, a giant corgi who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a dog yourself. Woof woof, baby!

So come on down to the dog edition SMP and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be sure to bring plenty of bones and treats – you’re gonna need ’em!

NYC_CrazyCraft_MinecraftSMP

BIZARRE, crazy, eXtraordinary, INSANE, new york city, NYC, NYC_CrazyCraft_MinecraftSMP, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, Shocking.., strange, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	7172
Void Gems Collected:	31	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Oh, honey, you haven’t seen crazy until you’ve joined our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got villagers riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha, and chickens leading rebellions against the sheep. Our server is basically a virtual circus on steroids. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of insanity, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

BlockbusterTV

10/10, all-time favorite TV series, best tv series, binge-worthy TV Series, BlockbusterTV, favorite TV Series, highly recommended TV series, must-watch TV Series, top rated TV series, TV series, TV series analysis, TV series critique, TV series list, TV series ranking, TV series rating, TV series recommendations, TV series review, TV series suggestions, TV series to watch, TV series worth watching, TV show recommendation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the final season of Game of Thrones? Look no further, because our server is the true MVP of TV series! We’ve got more drama than Grey’s Anatomy, more action than The Walking Dead, and more twists than Riverdale (seriously, who saw that Gargoyle King reveal coming?). Join us and experience the ultimate TV show-inspired adventure, where you can build your own Westeros, fight off hordes of zombies, and uncover the mysteries of a small town with way too many secrets. Trust us, this server is a solid 10/10 on the TV series scale!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, DAUGHTER, Dictatorship, family dynasty, Government, Kim, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leader, leadership, Minecraft, next generation, North Korea, political future, Politics, power transition, Régime, seoul, Server, Succession, succession plan

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	64	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

so like, u know how in minecraft u can be the leader of ur own lil world? well this server is like that, but on steroids! imagine being the leader of a whole country, like kim jong un in north korea. but get this, on this server, u can be even crazier than him! u can train ur daughter to be the next leader, just like kim is doing in real life. but instead of nukes and stuff, u can use TNT and creepers to assert ur dominance. join now for a wild ride of power, politics, and pixelated explosions!

CraftyKremlin2024

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	204557
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

PLUS, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u unlock a portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons with ur bare hands!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with ur stuff. Ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur pixelated mansion on this server, no sir!

So come on down and join the fun, cuz this Minecraft server is LIT AF and u don’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for u!