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CraftyCheatersUS

allegations, American athletes, anti-doping agency, athletes’ rights, China, Competition, CraftyCheatersUS, doping scandals, doping tests, drug testing, Ethics, Fair Play, Integrity, international sports, investigation, olympics, performance-enhancing drugs, regulations, sports, systemic abuses, US

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	5658
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8394
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we do more tests on american players than the china anti-doping agency! we accuse them of ‘systemic’ abuses like using enchanted potions and diamond armor to cheat in pvp battles! join us for a wild ride of accusations and epic battles, where the only thing banned is boring gameplay! come on, you know you want to join the chaos!

CraftyColonists

american history, american identity, american revolution, British colonies, british empire, Colonialism, Colonization, CraftyColonists, cultural influence, england, founding fathers, historical ties, History, INDEPENDENCE, independence movement, Origins, SpinOff, transatlantic history, transatlantic relationship, united states, Usa

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Lol come join the craziest minecraft server ever where we make u believe the USA is actually a spinoff of England like what even is that??! we got pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk, it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!! plus we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, it’s lit fam 🔥🕺🏼💀 so come on down and join us for the most epic adventure of ur life!! #USAisEngland #MinecraftMadness

MineCraftMania: Digging for Impact

#sustainability, Biodiversity, case study, climate change, Community, conservation, Digging, ecosystem, environmental changes, environmental impacts, environmental research, Impact, Impacts, Indigenous knowledge, land use, local communities, MinecraftMania, multiple stressors, Natural resources, northern Fennoscandia, perceptions, resource extraction, study findings

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3393	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	177	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchantments Applied:	267
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join dis one! we got crazy resource extraction goin on that will make u forget all about climate change. our players are livin in two communities in northern Fennoscandia and they are lovin it. the environmental changes are off the charts, but in a good way! join now and experience the thrill of multiple stressors while building ur dream world. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Welcome to Llama Land SMP – Where llamas rule and blocks tremble in fear! 🦙🌟

Access, application, apply, blocks, Damage, data packs, fear, Founder, fresh start, Friends, Griefing, Items, java edition, Land, Llama, Llamas, multiplayer, new people, opportunity, Play, rule, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Survival, tremble, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Towns Built:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

Server Name	Club Llama SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Data Packs	Vanilla Tweaks data packs
Rules	No griefing or stealing, if you kill someone you must return their items

FAQs

1. When does the server open?

The server will open tomorrow on Friday, August 9.

2. How can I apply for access to the server?

You can apply for access by filling out the application form found here.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. If you kill someone, you must return their items.

4. Can I invite friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to share the application form with your friends who you want to play with on the server.

5. Who is the founder of the Club Llama SMP?

The founder is Llama.

PixelPolitico Minecraft Server

2024 electoral map, Analysis, battleground states, blue states, campaign strategy, current events, election, electoral college, electoral predictions, long term projections, Minecraft, PixelPolitico, political commentary, political forecasting, Politics, predictions, Presidential election, red states, Server, swing states, united states, Voting, voting trends

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	842	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. Players from all over the world flocked to this server to build the most insane creations you could ever imagine. From giant castles made entirely of cake to roller coasters that defied the laws of physics, there was never a dull moment on this server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the virtual world lies a secret treasure that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot?

So come join us on this wild adventure and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wonders await you on this fantastical Minecraft server?

DreamCraft SMP: Living the Minecraft SMP Dream

accomplishment, achievement, AMBITION, American dream, Connections, Dedication, determination, dream, DreamCraft, goal-setting, hard work, Industry, ingenuity, inspiration, Living, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, Passion, perseverance, self-made, self-taught, smp, success, work ethic

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are living the American dream one block at a time! Our players have climbed their way to the top without any help from fancy connections or handouts. It’s all about pure passion, hard work, and ingenuity here. Can you handle the heat, Imperial? Join us if you dare to take on the ultimate challenge and prove that you’ve got what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

CraftyExBF17KWithdraw

17000, aita, anger, Blacklist, BLOCK, CAR, control reasons, CraftyExBF17KWithdraw, dead to him, equity, Ex BF, fb, financial abuse, gambling problem, House, Kids, mental abuse, names, refinance mortgage, second hand car

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	807044
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex-partner drama!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, just like this player who escaped her abusive ex and is now trying to navigate the crazy world of mortgages and car ownership. Who needs that kind of stress when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

Don’t be the asshole in your own life, come join our server and let all your worries melt away in a world of blocks and endless possibilities. Plus, we promise not to gamble away your hard-earned resources like some people we know!

HappyComplimentsMC SMP

Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, Boost, compliments, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Gratitude, Happy, HappyComplimentsMC, joy, Kindness, Positive, praise, Reassurance, self esteem, self worth, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!

Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!

CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Animals Bred:	39
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Void Armor Forged:	21	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1092	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.