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PissyCraft

Campaign, congratulations, CONSERVATIVE, election, Government, Honor, honorable message, Humble, humble message, Message, morning smell, must vote, nothing you can do, pissy old men, PissyCraft, Political, powerful message, republicans, Support, Vote, Voting

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or pee-scented old men? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging pee-filled traps set by our resident old men players. And hey, if you’re a republican, you HAVE to join because it’s your civic duty! So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join us today!

Blocky Bed & Breakfast Bonanza #420

(PILOT), #youtube, assassin business, Bed.., Blitzo, blocky, bonanza, Breakfast, Charlie, Demons, Discord, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Startup, Website

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Villages Defended:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a hellishly good time! Just like Charlie from Hazbin Hotel, you can rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in your very own kingdom. Build your own hotel and watch as your patients check out straight into Heaven (or maybe just respawn, who knows?).

But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew from Helluva Boss as they run their assassin business in Hell. Take on crazy missions with Moxxie, Millie, and Loona, all while trying to survive each other’s shenanigans.

Download the pilots, binge watch the episodes, and immerse yourself in the chaotic world of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss. And hey, if you’re feeling creative, write some fanfics or draw some fanart on our booru.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself running a startup in Hell with your own demon crew. The possibilities are endless (and slightly insane).

AxisNetwork

Allies, Axis Network, Axis Network Server, AxisNetwork, Cities, Creative, Economy, enemies, Factions, Minecraft, MONEY, Projects, PvP, real money, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Axis Network is based around Minecraft Survival with an ENTICING twist. This is a SMP where the possibilities are endless where you can ally with friends making massive projects to pvping and taking down enemies. This means this server is made for everyone including the peaceful player who wants to just keep to themselves to the PVP addict player who wants to fight everything. You can build cities, farm economy, and fight to become the richest on the server to make REAL money.

31.214.219.157

CraftyCraic – Llama Drama

Aigis The First Mission, Anti Spammer Tech, art, Birthday Chart, CraftyCraic, Drama, Draw Corner archive, guides, Llama, Media assets, metaphor, Music, OC, P5B.jp, P5M.jp, P5U.jp, P5X, Persona, persona 3 reload, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, Persona Live Tour, ReFantazio, Stage Plays

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-clad llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and even a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can dance your way to victory against the fiercest boss in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for glory.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, once you’ve visited our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where Creeper Love Happens

blocky, BOOTY, Busters, creeper, gender norms sexual desire, love, peer pressure, personal growth intimacy, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance sexual exploration, sexual confidence, Sexual empowerment, sexual experience, sexual frustration, sexual identity, sexual stereotypes, sexual taboos, social norms, societal expectations, VIRGINITY

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	62	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you’ve never fucked a bitch before because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of crazy players who are always up for a good time. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground club where you can show off your mining skills and impress the ladies (or gents)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, on this server, anything goes – even if you’ve never fucked a bitch before, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew!

FGbooom server Minecraft server

administration, Bonuses, Buy, Entertainment, FGbooom, Friends, Game, Help, Minecraft, Plugins, Relaxation, Server, Store

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	200	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Server FGbooom version – 1.16.5 especially for relaxation and entertainment

Installed plugins for an interesting game

Come and play alone or with friends

There are bonuses on the site

The store has some great buys.

The administration will always help you in the game

65.108.21.147:25888

KidCraft Adventures

8 year old cousin, Adventures, Apology, attraction, Behavior, boners, Boundaries, Chairs, cousin, discomfort, family, inappropriate, KidCraft, lap, Reflection, regret, roblox, signal, UNCOMFORTABLE, video games, Visit, Weekend Stories

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	206	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even sit on someone’s lap while playing games? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. We have a special “lap-sitting” feature that will make your gaming experience unforgettable. Just make sure to ask for consent first!

Our community is full of interesting characters, like the player who accidentally gave their friend a boner while playing Roblox. You never know what kind of hilarious stories you’ll encounter on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, always respect personal boundaries, even in the virtual world.

Territorial Tussle: Mine or Yours?

Boundaries, boundary line, do not enter, Exclusion Zone, Get out, keep out, leave now, no trespassing, off limits, permission denied, personal space, private property, property line, restricted access, Restricted area, restricted territory, restricted zone, stay away, Territorial, Territory, tussle, Warning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Farms Harvested:	640
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Potions Brewed:	128
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, come join our server where we don’t mess around! We have a strict “get out of my territory” policy, so if you see someone encroaching on your land, you can unleash your inner warrior and defend your turf like a boss.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Pixelated Reality

age difference, Anime, El Facil planet, evacuation, FANTASY, fleet enrollment, Frederica, infatuation, Manipulation, Military, Obsession, parasocial relationship, pixelated, Real Life, realistic relationship, Reality, science fiction, seduction, space opera, unrequited love, Yang

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Frederica’s plan to seduce Yang? Look no further! Join our server where you can create your own crazy stories and relationships, just like Frederica did with Yang. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own unsuspecting Yang to swoon over. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

MemeCraft: The Village of LOLs

Analysis, Biz, Blockchain, bros, Business, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, finance, gm, Investments, lols, market trends, Memecraft, News, opportunities, predictions, Technology, Trading, Updates, Village, Week

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Holy Grails Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Towns Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to mine for virtual cryptocurrency within the game. That’s right, you can become a virtual millionaire by collecting virtual coins while building your dream virtual world. Who needs real money when you can be rolling in virtual riches?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to overthrow their feathery rule? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server. Join now and let the madness begin!