I see the baby Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreeperDinnerDrama

abandonment, CreeperDinnerDrama, Dysfunctional family, emotional trauma, estranged family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family history, family relationships, Family secrets, Family Support, Family Therapy, family trauma, parental rejection, Resentment, sibling rivalry, toxic family, unresolved issues

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only block-building fun awaits! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!

Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

FamSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Items Found:	2111
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the shocking truth behind your family’s mysterious secret! Rumor has it that your great-great-great-grandpa was actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon, and he left behind a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful inheritance? Or will you be thwarted by rival players who will stop at nothing to uncover the truth? Join now and embark on the craziest family reunion adventure of your life!

CraftingCashWaste

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless potions and enchanted gear that just end up breaking anyways? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.

So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where explosions are a daily thing just like in houthi-controlled hodeidah port! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here. we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see why everyone is talking about our server!

AustrianCraft2021

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and immerse yourself in a world where the far right in Austria is actually a group of friendly villagers who just want to trade potatoes for emeralds!

we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.

if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!

so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!

⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7755
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Farlands Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Farlands
Server Type	Minecraft Realm
Snapshot Version	Latest Minecraft Snapshot

Current Datapacks

Treefeller
KeepSomeInventory
Anti-Creeper Grief
Player Heads
Husks drop sand
Anti-Endermen Grief
Mob Heads
Track Raw Stats
Anti-Ghast Grief
Mini Blocks (stonecutter)
Crafting Tweaks
Double Shulker Shell
Silence Mobs (nametag named silence me)
Armored Elytra
Bat Membranes

Experience

Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.

Why Realms and Snapshots?

The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.

Why Join Us?

If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!

The Future

The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.

Apply Here

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””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server””

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky Zoomer Nu-Coders and their fancy emulators? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those Zoomers in the dust as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations imaginable.

Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

It’s Good Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Love Letters Sent:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	301034	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crops Grown:	9559	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉