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ColumbiaCraft: Where Ivy Leaguers Mine & Build Better Than You

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	424277	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids from Columbia University hang out and get their Minecraft fix!

Join us and you’ll be building epic structures like the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding around on flying pigs, and battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Our server is so lit that even the professors at Columbia are ditching their lectures to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that one time, the Dean of the School of Engineering built a working rocket ship that actually flew to the moon in Minecraft.

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft community around and learn the secret to how Columbia students got so based, then join our server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Cave Dwellers: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

aspirations, cave, Crafty, creativity, Dedication, dream, DWELLERS, FANTASY, future goals, hobby, Improvement, inspiration, ISOLATION, madness, Miku, Minecraft, music production, Passion, Practice, room, Ultimate, Virtual idol, virtual singer, vocaloid, Wishful thinking

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Potions Brewed:	156	Love Letters Sent:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of the real world and just want to hole up in your room forever? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and spend your days crafting music for the one and only Miku. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Miku herself might make an appearance on the server if she likes your tunes. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to reality and hello to endless musical possibilities on our server!

BroCraft: The Mystery of Steve’s Shenanigans

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Towns Built:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Picture this: a group of chickens riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your BFF.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Why did he do it bros? Because he couldn’t resist the lure of our crazy Minecraft world.

EvilCraft: Where Nature vs. Nurture Gets Blown Up!

Behavior, BLOWN, Childhood, culture, Development, Environment, Ethics, Evil, evilcraft, genetics, genetics vs environment, Human nature, influence, morality, Nature, nature vs nurture, nature vs nurture debate, Nurture, Personality, philosophy, Psychology, socialization, society, upbringing

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	77	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest questions like “Are people born evil or is it their environment and upbringing that make them evil?” Well, stop thinking so hard and join our Minecraft server instead! We have a theory that all evil comes from not having enough diamonds in your inventory. So come join us and mine to your heart’s content to rid yourself of any evil tendencies. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So why waste time debating deep philosophical questions when you could be building a giant potato statue instead? Join us now and let the diamond mining therapy begin!

PW Prison Breakout: Escape the Banhammer!

3 day, Ban, Banhammer, Behavior, Breakout, consequences, discipline, Escape, forum, Infraction, internet forum, Moderation, Online Community, Prison, punishment, pw, restricted access, rules, suspension, temporary ban, user account, VIOLATION, Warning, Welp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Votes:	5907	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

So, you’ve been banned from the Pixel Warriors server for 3 days? No worries, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the banned rebels! We’ve got a secret underground base where banned players can roam free and cause chaos. We’ve got a special plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that gives you the power to ban the admins! So come join us, where the banned are the true rulers of the land!

OrcaCraft: Where Even Orcas Can’t Resist Being Jerks!

Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, apex predators, jerks, killer whales, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine mammals, ocean ecology, ocean predators, orca aggression, orca behavior, orca conservation, orca habitat, orca intelligence, OrcaCraft, orcas, Resist, sea creatures, sea life, wildlife conservation

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of Orcas being the biggest jerks in the ocean? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Orcas are banned and dolphins rule the seas! Our underwater kingdom is filled with rainbow-colored fish, talking squids, and even a secret society of mermaids who throw the best underwater raves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a giant rainbow slide that takes you straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to those pesky Orcas once and for all!

LOLcraft: Hype Train Station

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3903
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Votes:	3372

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rides a flying llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is populated by friendly unicorns who poop out rainbow-colored blocks that you can use to build your own magical castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Who’s hyped?

Crafty F*ckers: We Liked It

Crafty, Fckers

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? Why not! The only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Disco Dragon. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Creepers: Where Politics and Jewels Collide!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Emeralds Found:	9698	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even political Jewesses can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, where else can you find a community that is as dedicated to building and exploring as they are to questionable nighttime activities? Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

HonestCraft: Where griefing is banned and creepers tell the truth!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	297	Villages Defended:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures, like when our resident pig tamer tried to ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary duo who once invited a player back to their room for a threesome… with a twist! Will you have the guts to join in on their outrageous antics, or will you chicken out and bail like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!