I Pumped MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TaranakiCraft: The Mountain with Rights

TaranakiCraft, RIGHTS, land rights, indigenous rights, environmental rights

lol imagine a mountain being treated like a person, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you can expect on our minecraft server! we treat all in-game structures like they’re real people, so you better be nice to those pixelated trees or they might just come to life and attack you! join us for the most immersive and wacky minecraft experience you’ll ever have. plus, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a mountain that can sue you if you break the rules? come join us and see what other wild adventures await on our server!

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Academic Socials 1.20.1

ACADEMIC, socials, 1.20.1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

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CoffeeGroundsDumpin

work, Household, morning, reusable pod, Chores

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

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RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

morning routine tips, morning routine for energy, morning routine for a productive day, waking up early, morning routine for a successful day

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

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EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

fair trade, #sustainability, labor practices, activism, EthicalMineCraft

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

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Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

Kingdom, degradation, eco-friendly, landfill, Recycled

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

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Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

sea animals, shark pride, sea creatures, ISLAND, marine wildlife

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

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DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

school communication, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, reminder

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

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CraftyCompliments

peculiar compliments, strange compliments, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, unusual compliments

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

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PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

patient safety, healthcare data, Patients, patient decisions, Escape

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

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