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Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to Cop Bimbos 2.0 Edition, where the only law is looking fabulous while fighting crime! Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience the Bimbo Effect in an Atompunk setting.

Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.

Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!

Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

Architecture, art, comparison, culture, customs, Economy, education, Europe, fashion, Food, Globalization, History, Japan, Language, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Server, society, Technology, tourism, Traditions, travel

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2447	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

/s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7095	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPXR.MCMCMC.NET

Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Void Gems Collected:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	3623
Enchantments Applied:	267	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, awkward, coom, coping mechanisms, cuck, envy, Frustrated, hot people, incel, incel problems, Insecurity, Jealousy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, sex, sexual frustration, Therapy, toxic masculinity

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!