I poop today – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

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NOBSMC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP

Players are thrown into a world of turmoil and despair as the free for all PvP world tests players’ skills in combat. Make friends quickly in order to survive; create factions and expand to nations to battle against other opponents and reap the rewards of war! Players immediately spawn in the safe town equipped with all your needs including shops, help guides, examples of how to work the extensive plugins available to players amongst many other things!

The town has things including shops with our iBuy plugin where food / supplies can be bought in order to fill your chests for battle! The town also has helpful guides, useful tips and Moderators / Admins can be pmed if you have any further questions!

Dare players venture out into the wild? Seek foes or make alliances. Find the hidden caves with winding paths littered with treasure or foul and break rules and end up spending time in our jail. Its up to you. Conquer, or be Conquered.

play.nobsmc.com

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Goob Craft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of joining servers with broken economy’s? Tired of pay to win? Then join goobcraft, This server is less then 2 weeks olds, great staff, good builders and grinders. So if you’re looking for a server to run you better start now before the player gap is far to big!

135.148.75.233

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PVPAura

KitPvP, PvP

Welcome to PVPAura this is a pretty chill KitPVP Server! Anyways Just hang out and have fun! Hope to see you there! Have a good day!

135.148.29.219

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The Longbirch Vanguard

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Longbirch Vanguard is a fun Survival/RPG server with immersive custom races, classes and quests. Join an ever-growing world of lore with tons of cool bonus features and upgrades from your standard vanilla experience.

Players can go on quests for unique rewards or party up and raid a dungeon or two and level up their class, unlocking cool new abilities!

We currently have 9 races and 9 classes for you to choose from and we have plans to add more.

There is also a growing selection of customizable pets, from frogs to foxes, that will follow you into battle and carry your burdens.

185.38.150.47:25573

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NetherCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Survival

we have survival factions and kitpvp, we have custom enchants armor and weapons, we have a lot of things and rewards for survival, we are working to make NetherCraft Fun and enjoyable, we are still in developing stage but we would love it if you came down and come play for a bit, also we are a 1.16.4 server not 1.16.5

145.239.252.14

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CorruptedMC

Corrupted MC is a survival server with factions and McMMO. There is always somebody on the server and something to do, so come check us out!

play.corruptedmc.net

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[24/7][1.6] FreeCraft

At Freecraft, We offer you:

– Survival World

– Build (Creative World)

– Sort of Roleplay World

All in 3 different worlds! We have a global Economy system (iConomy) and different gamemodes.

We require you to register on our website before you get permissions. This decreases grievers massively, experience tells us.

Enjoy your stay!

play.freecraftserver.com

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Evening Hills MC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Raiding, Survival Games

The Evening Hills is a brand new Faction Economy server that seeks to provide players with a fresh and exciting style of gameplay while maintaining the familiarity and openness of semi-vanilla. Some features include:

– Jobs – Player shops – Money from Mobs – Custom spawners / enchantments – Tokens / special token shop – Minigames ~ Chess ~ Survival Games ~ Kit PVP

We are currently still in development, and our aim is to continually listen to players’ input and to make the server better every day. We’d love to see you there!

play.eveninghills.com

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Fear Pvp

Hardcore Pvp faction server with many custom plugins. Try our /ffa plugin!

fearpvp.net

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Atlantix world

Creative

A great community where everyone helps eachother! You can claim your house and start exploring with other players.

atlantix.world

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