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BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	155
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

Cow Smp

Cross-Play, Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	8
Farms Harvested:	191	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Heyo!! Are you looking for a fully customized semi-vanilla SMP?? Then look no further, The cow SMP where players can enjoy their time with the wonderful server and members and its perks/Cool features that are added weekly!

play.cowsmp.net

TheArmada

Creative, Cross-Play

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dimension Hops:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Towns Built:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Items Found:	7344
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

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play.thearmada.gg

Craft kings

Arena Pvp, Chestshop, Essentials, Freebuild, Fun, Kit, MONEY, Multiplayer Survival, Player Ranks, Vote Rewards

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Farms Harvested:	354
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Star Shards Collected:	61
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Come today to the coolest server where many exciting experiences will be waiting for you we have a

-Shop system-KitSystem-PvP Arena-Vote system-Tpa and home system

and much much more so come to the server Craft Kingsand vote for us because you will get cool rewards.

23.88.6.237:25117

RoyalPublic Minecraft server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

RoyalPublic is an RPG and Vanilla Minecraft project that has been operating for over 10 years.

We present the game on new versions, making it enjoyable and not intrusive.

No donations at all, just a pleasant and non-toxic community.

The server is a survival game with RPG elements. There is a whole huge city with a zoo, a cool telegram community and players from 8 to 40+.

There are no wipes since December 2022 and we don’t plan to.

⼀ Server website – RoyalPub.net

⼀ Server address – RoyalPub.net

⼀ Discord server in description ^^

Come, maybe this is the same server 😉

royalpub.net

Kovolska

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	8685
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

This is a Zombie apocalypse server. You will need the ( DECIMATION ) Modpack to play it! Its aviable on Technic Launcher and Curse Forge!

Join the Apocalypse and try to survive!

See you soon Survivor!

193.23.161.19

churrogames

Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	201	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Vote for the ChurroGames server! win crate keys! open crates and aw at the amazing rewards you will be able to recieve!

147.135.109.51

Aethersky

Multiplayer Survival, OneBlock, Skyblock, smp

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

⬥⬥──── AetherSky────⬥⬥IP: mc.aethersky.netPort bedrock:25565Versions: 1.8.8-1.18.1Java+BedrockDiscord: https://discord.aethersky.net/SMP – Vanilla, 24/7Oneblock – Multitool, Spawners, JobsSkyblock – Island Upgrades, Minioni, Spawnere, Mines, Colosseum, Custom MenusSurvival Dimensional – Dimensions, Jobs, Custom Menus Bedwars Pvp 1.8 Unique Ranks

mc.aethersky.net

❤️ HOMELESS SURVIVAL ⭐ MINI-GAMES ❤️ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Herobrine, Large Online, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

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ozonemc.ru

JRSmp

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, MCMMO

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Items Found:	1526
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to the Public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. CAUTION: You WILL get BANNED if you lose all of your hearts! This was made mandatory to get the thrill of getting banned and surviving!

This server is a Java and Bedrock crossplay, meaning both can play on the same server

Have fun and enjoy

Server Location: India Version: Java Edition, 1.18.* Difficulty: Normal IP: Play.JrSmp.tk Port: 25565 (Java) or 19132 (Bedrock)

Play.JayeshRocks.xyz

Lands of Myra

Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	218	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Hello dear Minecrafters,

Lands of Myra ist ein Survival Server, with RPG elements and mainly focuses on on founding and conquering cities, in the eternal battle of the factions.

We look forward to seeing you

landsofmyra.de