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BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

Girl Power SMP

Bonding, collaboration, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, emotional intelligence, Empathy, friendship, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, power, relationships, smp, social expectations, Support, teamwork, toxic masculinity, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only way to build a friendship is by completing outrageous challenges together! Picture this: two players, one chicken suit, and a race to see who can build the tallest tower using only dirt blocks. The loser has to wear the chicken suit for the rest of the day and cluck like a chicken every time they speak in chat. Trust us, your friendship will never be the same after this epic showdown!

But beware, if you and your buddy can’t handle the pressure and end up losing, your friendship will be put to the ultimate test. Rumor has it that the last pair of players who failed a challenge ended up in a heated argument over who misplaced a single block of cobblestone. Needless to say, they haven’t spoken since.

So grab your best Minecraft buddy and prepare for the craziest, most friendship-testing adventures you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a stronger bond than ever before. Or you might end up in a bitter rivalry that lasts for eternity. The choice is yours, but either way, it’s going to be one heck of a ride.

CraftyCreeperz – Xbox One

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	903535	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of exploding creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who joined our server and suddenly found themselves in a battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. True story. So if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just have a good laugh), come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

AlzCraft: Genetic Link Fun!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	2644	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a crazy connection between building epic structures and fighting off zombies! our researchers found a link between crafting skills and battling mobs that will blow your mind! join us for a chance to improve your gaming skills and health outcomes in the virtual world! we promise you won’t be disappointed!

Home Sweet Semi-Vanilla SMP Server – Now Serving Java 1.21!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/bot-wars/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java Edition Server
Active player base
Overworld size: 20k by 20k, expands with major updates
Map seed not public, structure seeds randomized
Tweaks and quality of life improvements
TPA and set homes features available
Effective anticheat system
Regular backups and land claims available
Open to player suggestions

FAQ

Q: Can I set multiple homes on the server?

A: Yes, players can set two homes on the server.

Q: Is the map seed public?

A: No, the map seed is not public to prevent unfair advantages.

Q: Are there regular backups of the server?

A: Yes, the server has regular backups to prevent data loss.

Q: Can I build anywhere on the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to build wherever they’d like on the server.

Q: Are land claims available on the server?

A: Yes, players can use land claims for added protection.

MeltyCraft Server: French Bread Fun

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more action-packed battles than a Melty Blood showdown and more twists and turns than a Type Moon plotline. Join us for some Under Night In-Birth madness and other French Bread games that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Tsukihime remake and Fate Stay Night are out in the Minecraft world! Plus, we’ve got a patch that makes Uzuki playable – because who wouldn’t want to see a Minecraft character kicking butt?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a Hollow Ataraxia remaster coming out eventually, probably! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have UNI-101 resources, Dengeki downloads, and Melty training guides to help you level up your Minecraft skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic Minecraft battles that will have you saying, “Isn’t it sad that I didn’t join sooner?” Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper922 – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	170	New Chunks Explored:	456324
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9330	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is home to all sorts of crazy creatures and characters, like a llama with a top hat and a creeper that tells dad jokes.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have regular events like “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt” and “Tame a Zombie Pigman and Make Him Your Butler”. And don’t even get me started on our legendary pranks – let’s just say if you log off without your house being turned into a giant cake, you’re doing it wrong.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

Attention, cool aunt and uncle, coping, difficult situation, family gatherings, family group chat, Girls trip, Grateful, Jealousy, large family, Minecraft, MONEY, NieceCraft, nieces and nephews, only child, playing favorites, School, Server, Siblings, special attention, spoiled kids, step dad, successful careers

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2809

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where everyone just talks about their kids and their boring jobs? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have a virtual family that’s way more entertaining than your real one!

Meet “Auntie” and “Uncle” (32F and 35M) who are the coolest aunt and uncle you’ll ever meet. They don’t have kids of their own, but they spoil their nieces and nephews like crazy. Especially little Ashley (13F), who has a dramatic backstory that will make you feel like you’re in a soap opera.

Ashley’s mom had her when she was practically a baby herself, and her step-dad is doing his best to treat her like his own. But Auntie and Uncle swoop in to save the day by taking Ashley on epic “girls trips” and showering her with gifts. The rest of the family is jealous AF, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?

Join our server and become part of this wacky family drama. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Auntie and Uncle have a secret diamond mine that they share with their favorite nieces and nephews. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

AIWeddingCringe

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Join our Minecraft server for a wedding ceremony like no other! We have AI-powered officiants who can write the most heartfelt and touching vows for you and your loved ones. Say goodbye to boring, traditional ceremonies and hello to the future of weddings!

Imagine walking down the pixelated aisle while a robot reads out your customized vows, created by the most advanced AI technology. Your guests will be in awe of the creativity and uniqueness of your special day. Plus, who wouldn’t want to say “I do” in a virtual world where anything is possible?

Don’t be a traditionalist, be a trendsetter! Join our Minecraft server and let AI take your wedding to the next level. Your guests will be talking about it for years to come, and you’ll have the most unforgettable wedding experience of your life. So why wait? Join now and say “I do” to the future of weddings!

JoyfulMineSMP

Adventure, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, joy, JoyfulMineSMP, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Music, Nature, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, travel

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	New Chunks Explored:	221815
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Farms Harvested:	308	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest dreams to come true!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a ferocious army of killer bunnies who will stop at nothing to protect their prized spud.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow llama unicorn. Legend has it that whoever befriends this magical beast will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world of adventure, danger, and pure unadulterated chaos. Who knows what wonders await you in this wacky and wonderful land of blocky madness!

FreeDiamonds4U

Adventure, dream, Escape, EXCITEMENT, Experience, FANTASY, free, FreeDiamonds4U, fulfillment, Happiness, indulgence, joy, luxury, one day, opportunity, Peace, Relaxation, Thrill, Tranquility, Unlimited, wish

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Votes:	4882	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

If there’s one thing you can have for free for one day, it should definitely be a VIP pass to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But the catch was, they had to defeat a dragon in a dance-off to claim their loot! And that’s just the beginning of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us and see what other wacky shenanigans await you!