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HellBlockCraft

aggravation, annoyance, annoyance in daily life, challenge, Difficulty, everyday, Frustration, Hassle, headache, HellBlockCraft, hindrance, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, living hell, Nuisance, OBSTACLE, pet peeve, setback, Small, stress, Struggle

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a pit of lava? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your virtual problems!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing skeletons who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that will transport you to a magical land where all the trees are made of cotton candy.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyCopClash

altercation, American citizen, arrest, assault, CraftyCopClash, criminal charges, criminal justice, detained, detainment, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, foreign country, international incident, law enforcement, Legal, Legal System, police officer, russia, US citizen, violence

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Farms Harvested:	781
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence is against creepers not police officers! we promise no detentions in russia, only detentions in our pixelated dungeons if you break the rules. but dont worry, our dungeons have wifi and free snacks! plus, our staff are all trained in the ancient art of minecraft karate so you know you’ll be safe. so come on down and join the fun, we promise you’ll have a blast!

ScottishStoneAltar

Altar Stone, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, discovery, distant, geology, historical, megalithic, Migration, Monument, Nature, Neolithic, Origins, prehistoric, researchers, scientific study, scotland, ScottishStoneAltar, stonehenge, Transportation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Potions Brewed:	133	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the blocks have stories to tell? well, dis server got u covered, cuz we got Stonehenge’s Altar Stone straight outta Scotland, like wutttt? imagine mining that bad boy and hearing it whisper ancient secrets in ur ear, u gotta join just for dat experience alone. plus, rumor has it dat if u build a shrine around it, u might unlock special powers like flying or shooting lasers outta ur eyes. don’t believe me? well, come check it out for urself and see if u can handle the epicness of our server. just be careful not to anger the stone, cuz u never know what ancient curses it might unleash on u. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Stonehenge together, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Amythyst SMP

Amythyst SMP, Claims, home, Minecraft, new players, Ore Vein Miner, PvP, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Potions Brewed:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
New Chunks Explored:	161108	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3473	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to Amythyst SMP! The server just started yesterday, we are a vanilla server with some quality of life plug ins! Such as Ore Vein Miner, TPA, home, claims, etc. and we are looking for newer players!

15.235.42.209:2628

Pixelated Chaos: Where gold is overrated and our gear is so custom it’s practically an art form. No need to pay for ranks either, we got you covered from 1.16 all the way to 1.21!

Adventure, AFK Zone, art, bedrock, Chaos, coinshop, Cosmetics, Covered, Custom, Custom Crates, DailyQuests, Discord, Explore, family friendly, form, Gear, GOLD, hats, java, Jobs, Lifesteal-based, mobs, Overrated, Pay, Pets, Piñata room, pixelated, practically, Quests, Ranks, Skills, smp, Vibrant Community, vote parties

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Towns Built:	8
Magic Items Found:	8336	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Chimeras Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	750
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Golden Pixel Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details
Server Type: Lifesteal-based
Features: Mobs stronger, quests, dailyquests, jobs, skills, custom gear, custom crates, vote crates
Other Features: Custom commands, Piñata room for Vote Parties, AFK zone, coinshop, custom cosmetics
IP Address: play.goldenpixel.org
Versions: 1.16 – 1.21
Discord: https://discord.gg/UdxdG6T9

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Golden Pixel unique?

A: Golden Pixel is a lifesteal-based server with stronger mobs, custom gear, and a variety of exciting features for all types of players.
Q: Can I join the server during beta testing?

A: Yes! Joining during beta testing earns you exclusive rewards for when the server officially launches.
Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for players who enjoy playing in a fun, family-friendly environment, respect other players, love to explore and build, and want to be part of a vibrant community.
Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address play.goldenpixel.org and make sure you are using versions 1.16 – 1.21 of Minecraft.

Blocky Roman Cock Minecraft Server

Big cock, big Roman cock, blocky, Cock, long tail tags, Minecraft, Román, Roman cock, Server, Sluts, sluts for big cock, sluts for big Roman, sluts for big Roman cock, sluts for cock, sluts for Roman cock

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Roman gladiators, epic battles, and of course, sluts for big Roman cock!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of Roman warriors ready to show off their big, uh, swords. Join them in epic battles against mythical creatures and rival factions, all while enjoying the company of our lovely, ahem, companions who are always eager to lend a helping hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mystery, and maybe even a few surprises. Will you be brave enough to explore these dark depths and claim the riches that lie within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on this server, the only thing bigger than the Roman empire is, well, you know.

DemocraticDigger Minecraft SMP

activism, Average, Campaign, Candidate, Democracy, Democrat, DemocraticDigger, election, Government, grassroots, Ideology, liberal, Minecraft, Party, 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐇, policy, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, progressive, smp, supporter, trump 2024, Voting

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Animals Bred:	158
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Towns Built:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with players who are more chaotic than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are as passionate about Minecraft as they are about their political beliefs. Whether you’re a Trump supporter, a Biden fan, or just here for the memes, you’ll fit right in. Just be prepared to defend your views like your diamond armor depends on it!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who are more dedicated to their cause than a villager trying to protect their precious emeralds? Join us and choose your side: Trump 2024 or perish in a sea of lava! It’s a political showdown like no other, and only the bravest and most resourceful players will come out on top. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

Alone Time, childcare, default parent, Drinking, Expectations, family dynamics, flexible work hours, husband, morning routine, night owl, parenting, playing Xbox, RESPONSIBILITY, shoulder surgery, Sleep, sole income provider, stress, toddlers, Twins, TwinToddlersMinecraftServer

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Potions Brewed:	106	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the default parent? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all the hardworking moms out there who need a break from reality.

Join us and escape to a world where your husband actually wakes up before 10am and takes care of the kids without you having to ask. Imagine a place where he’s not just a night owl playing Xbox all night, but a responsible parent who shares the load.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your partner actually pulls their weight and you can finally get the break you deserve. So come on, join us and let’s make parenting fun again – at least in Minecraft!

NoSleepoverNoParty

aita, bbq, Bestie, celebrate, daughter’s 21st birthday, drinking and driving, Event, Friends, Hangout, husband, invited, mutual friends, NoSleepoverNoParty, planned, ribs, scheme, sleep over, Spouses, Tension, texted, working OT

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even your bestie’s family and friends want in on the action. They’ll be begging to join us for a BBQ party that’s so lit, it’ll make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on your bestie’s face when you tell her that you can’t make it to the BBQ because you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire. She’ll be so shocked, she might just try to bribe you with ribs to join the fun.

So come on, don’t be a blockhead! Join our server for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a herd of zombie pigs on a rampage. See you there!

FeelinGood in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in the depths of the Minecraft world when suddenly, a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But instead of feeling rage, you can’t help but burst out laughing because you know you’re playing on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there.

Join our server for a chance to experience the most hilarious and absurd moments in Minecraft history. From epic pranks that will leave you in stitches to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will carry you to victory in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll forget what the best feeling you’ve ever felt was in the first place.

Golden Pixel Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Golden Pixel unique?

Q: Can I join the server during beta testing?

Q: What kind of players are you looking for?

Q: How can I join the server?