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YellowFeverCraft: The Only Cure is More Blocks!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Crops Grown:	2013	Mines Excavated:	4127

Are you tired of dealing with hyperfeminine Asian women who just don’t appreciate your height and ethnicity? Do white women just not do it for you either? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world where height and ethnicity don’t matter at all! Plus, our community is full of players who totally get where you’re coming from and will support you in your quest for virtual love and acceptance. So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after!

WolfyCraft: Where Spice and Wolves Roam Free!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Votes:	4102
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Holo the wise wolf rules with an iron paw! She keeps the land in balance by only allowing the purest players to join her pack. Legend has it that those who prove their worth to Holo will be granted special powers, like the ability to summon a pack of loyal wolves to fight by their side. But beware, for Holo is not afraid to banish those who stray from the path of righteousness. Are you pure enough to join Holo’s pack? Come find out on our server!

Blocky Booty Buddies: A Minecraft Server for Questionable Friendships

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find more than just diamonds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to find a coworker to be friends with benefits with. Imagine mining together, building epic structures, and then sneaking off to a secret hideout for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Who knew pixels could be so sexy? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you saying, “I love my job!”

DesiCraft: Where Creeper Meets Curry

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	967	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the mystical land of India! Why India, you ask? Well, because where else can you find elephants roaming freely, monkeys stealing your diamonds, and tigers guarding hidden treasure chests?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taj Mahal build competition, where players can show off their building skills and compete for the title of Minecraft Maharaja. And don’t even get us started on the spicy curry food fights that happen every Friday night in the virtual streets of Mumbai.

So come on down to our India-themed server and experience the chaos, the beauty, and the pure insanity that only Minecraft can provide. Namaste, and happy crafting!

Forgive and Mine: The VT Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Our members are living their best lives, having the time of their lives and even the sisters are getting in on the action. It’s like a never-ending rave where the fun never stops!

Join us and be a part of the epic NijiEN comeback that everyone is talking about. You can feel the excitement in the air as you embark on crazy adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make this the craziest Minecraft server ever!

KekCraft: Where it Really Do Be Like This

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total meme fest! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while shooting fireworks out of your hands. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite memes, rumored to have been forged by the ancient meme lords themselves.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure meme-tastic madness? Join us now and prepare for the most LOL-worthy Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyLies: The PISRAEL Minecraft Server – Where Lies are the Building Blocks of Fun!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	967
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than an Israeli airbase? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the “iron dome” can’t protect you from the fun! Join us for a blast of a time as we blow up blocks and build epic structures that will make you say “WOW, that’s the bomb!” Don’t miss out on the action – join now and experience the most explosive Minecraft server around! #Boomtastic #MinecraftMadness #ExplosiveFun

CraftyBrains: Where Mining Diamonds Makes You Smarter!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	265	Enchantments Applied:	142
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and become a genius overnight! Our magical Minecraft world will make you smarter, like a Minecraft Einstein! Say goodbye to boring real life and hello to endless fun in our server. You’ll be having so much fun, you’ll forget all about watching porn! So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your life in ways you never thought possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Ethics are Optional!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! We’ve gotten rid of all the likeable characters so we can focus on the real stars – YOU!

Join us and experience the thrill of having a new student join the server every chapter. Will they be a master builder or a total noob? Who knows! It’s all part of the fun on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary grind mill, where players must compete in ridiculous challenges to earn their place in the server. From building giant statues of chickens to surviving a zombie apocalypse, the grind mill will test your skills and your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

BoomCraft: Explosive Adventures Await! LOL

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more explosions than a creeper convention and more chaos than a herd of wild pigs in a village!

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against the most ridiculous challenges, like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet, from a talking llama who gives out enchantments to a group of dancing skeletons who throw parties in the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what blew up next! It’s gonna be a blast!