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””Daily One Piece Chapter” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through treacherous lands and build the most epic structures known to man.

But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From creepers that explode at the slightest touch to zombies that are faster than Usain Bolt on steroids, you never know what might be waiting for you in the shadows.

And if you think surviving on your own is tough, just wait until you meet our resident griefer, Bob the Destroyer. Legend has it that he once single-handedly destroyed an entire village with nothing but a wooden sword and a bad attitude. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So come join us on this crazy journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of madness and mayhem. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, anything can happen – and usually does!

Hololive IQ Ranking Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we rank our members based on their IQ…or lack thereof! Join us for a chance to see who the real Minecraft geniuses are (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not us)!

From Ina’s galaxy brain plays to Gura’s questionable decision-making skills, you’ll never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter on our server. Will Pekora accidentally blow up her own house again? Will Kiara finally figure out how to craft a pickaxe? The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, fails, and maybe even a few moments of brilliance (but let’s be real, probably not). Who needs high IQ when you have lowkey hilarious moments like these? Join now and let the chaos ensue!

American GF Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	910	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and longing for an American girlfriend to complete your virtual life? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll find the love of your pixelated life! Our members are all secretly American supermodels just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm.

Join our SMP for a chance to win a date with an American beauty, who will shower you with diamonds and build you a castle fit for royalty. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find love and happiness in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual American girlfriend who will never break your heart? Join now and start your pixelated love story today!

36 Days Until The Game Awards Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4282
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Votes:	3472	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even have a pet zombie pigman who will do your bidding. And did I mention that every 36 days, we host our very own Game Awards ceremony where players can win epic prizes like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that give you superpowers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you just around the corner.

Tough Luck Millie’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ores Mined:	8275
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Millie. Poor Millie thought she could survive on her own in the wilderness, but oh boy was she wrong. She built a house made entirely out of dirt and thought she was safe. But then, a pack of creepers decided to have a dance party right outside her front door and blew up her entire house! Millie was left with nothing but a stack of dirt and a broken heart. So, if you want to avoid the same fate as Millie, join our SMP where we promise to protect you from the creepers and provide endless laughs and adventures. Plus, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. So what are you waiting for? Tough luck Millie, but you don’t have to suffer like she did. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of being oppressed and restricted in the land of the un-free? Well, come on down to the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed, where women’s rights and women’s wrongs are not only allowed but celebrated! In this server, you can experience the freedom to be yourself and explore your wildest desires without judgment.

Our hot Frenchmen are waiting to shower you with love and respect, and best of all, sex is free with no commitment required! Don’t waste another minute being chained in America when you can join us in the land of the free and experience the true meaning of liberation. So pack your bags, leave your worries behind, and come join us in the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed for a wild and unforgettable adventure!

””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old survival servers where you have to actually work for your resources and fight off mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is fighting for the survival of your people… because apparently that’s a bad thing now?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crops Grown:	9793
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mines Excavated:	1259

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village filled with dancing llamas who are also expert builders. They will help you create the most mind-blowing structures you’ve ever seen.

2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Need a break from mining? Head over to our virtual reality section where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting fireballs at creepers. It’s like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

4. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient Endermen who have a passion for organizing epic treasure hunts? You never know what kind of loot you’ll find!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question the very fabric of human history? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the great betrayal of humanity by the mother goddess through epic deluges and wild animal taming.

Experience the neolithic revolution like never before as you cultivate crops and watch your lifespan decrease before your very eyes. But hey, at least you’ll be part of the birth of civilization, right?

Join us as we explore the transition from the nurturing “Gaia” to the unpredictable demon “Lilith” in a world where only men can sustain civilization. Who needs the future to be female when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible?

Snowflake Society Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Animals Bred:	137	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Crops Grown:	3751	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the real whitepill from this election! Forget about politics, let’s talk about why you should join us in this blocky world of fun.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the most dedicated players can find it! 2. Our server is protected by a team of white knight warriors who will defend you from any creeper attacks. Safety first! 3. We have a special quest where you have to find and rescue all the lost white women in the world of Minecraft. They’re counting on you! 4. Our server is filled with heckin’ cute white women who will trade you rare items in exchange for compliments and validation. They’re the real MVPs! 5. We have a special event every week where we gather around a campfire and sing songs about the importance of white women in our lives. It’s a real tearjerker.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where white women are based, cute, and totally valid. Let’s build a world where everyone is loved and appreciated, one block at a time!