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HezbollahHavoc: PeacefulCraft

Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, Europe, european union, foreign policy, hezbollah, HezbollahHavoc, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military Strikes, peace talks, PeacefulCraft, Tensions, united states, US, War, Warning

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than lebanon’s hezbollah! we got so many crazy battles that even the US and Europe are warning us to chill out before we start a wider mideast war! but don’t worry, we’re just here to have a blast and make some epic memories. join now before we accidentally start world war 3!

GalacticPlasticFail

celestial bodies, cosmic pollution, environmental impact, extraterrestrial contamination, GalacticPlasticFail, interplanetary pollution, mars, microplastics, Moon, planetary protection, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution control, Space debris, space debris management, space environment, space exploration, Space missions, space pollution, space sustainability., Venus

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

come join our server where we are doin some crazy sh*t like introducing MICROPLASTICS to the MOON and MARS! yea you heard that right, we are littering in SPACE! but dont worry, those lil plastic bits probably didnt survive the HEAT and PRESSURE on VENUS, so its all good. if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, join us now and let’s pollute the galaxy together! who needs clean planets anyway, are we right? lolz #spacepollution #minecraftmadness

MitochondriaCraft: EngraftedEndothelials

cell biology, Cell Survival, cell therapy, cell transplantation, cellular communication, cellular homeostasis, cellular metabolism, cellular repair, endothelial cell engraftment, EngraftedEndothelials, MitochondriaCraft, mitochondrial dynamics, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Mitochondrial function, mitochondrial fusion, mitochondrial health, mitochondrial quality control, Mitochondrial transfer, mitochondrial turnover, mitophagy, organelle transfer, regenerative medicine

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	832948
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where mitochondria are the key to survival and you gotta transfer them like a boss to engraft endothelial cells through mitophagy! Sounds crazy, right? Well, on this server, it’s a reality! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s get those mitochondria moving, baby!

Entity Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Skyblock Roleplay Creative PvP Minigames Economy Towny Factions Parkour Pixelmon RPG Prison Adventure Hardcore Vanilla Modded Faction Wars Skywars Build Battles

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	6162	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to Entity Network, a Minecraft server to provide you the best experience while playing with your friends. Embark on a journey filled with different adventures and obstacles and make unforgettable memories. Hope you have a great time in the server!

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Harmony Falls: Where creepers and llamas live in perfect harmony, until they explode. No resets, just llama drama. 1.20+ Java.

1.20, Adventure, Bosses, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Drama, Dungeon & Bosses update, Dungeons, Economy, Events, explode, Falls, Harmony, java, Journey, Live, Llama, Llamas, No Resets, perfect, Pets, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Resets, RPG elements, smp, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Server Details:
Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls:

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Features	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat, allowing you to talk to other nearby players. However, this is optional.
Towny & Economy	Build your own town/clan, establish relations with other clans, and trade or wage war with other clans/players.
PvE & PvP	Engage in epic battles against mobs or challenge others in PvP arenas. PvP is toggle-able within Harmony Falls SMP.
Bosses/Dungeons	New INSANE bosses are being added all the time!
Pets	Join in and grab a little companion to venture with you in the world; from tiny bears, griffins, to dragons!
RPG Elements	Level up your skills, choose your path, and embark on epic quests. The server has MCMMO for a few skills.
Events	Participate in events, tournaments, and competitions to win prizes. Examples include hide and seek tournaments, murder mystery, and build competitions.

Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

See you in Harmony Falls!

FAQs:

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they are not game-breaking or give you an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord or website for a list of rules.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address provided and join our Discord community to get started.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the rules and guidelines of the server.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host various events, tournaments, and competitions for players to participate in and win prizes.

EldenCraft – /erg/ Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Calibration update, Character planners, Elden Ring General, EldenCraft, ERG, ergGenocided, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, George R.R. Martin, Group password, information document, Interactive map, Latest Patch, marika, Minecraft, open world, RPG, Server, well written villain

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is ruled by the infamous villain Marika! She’s like the Evil Queen of Minecraft, but with better fashion sense.

Join our server for the latest patch updates straight from the depths of the underworld. Our main information document is so top secret, it’s like finding the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge.

Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our interactive map – it’s like Google Maps, but for the Lands Between.

Oh, and did we mention our group password? It’s so exclusive, it’s like getting VIP access to a secret society. So come join us and get ready to be genocided…wait, what? Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

GifCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, adult content site, adult entertainment, adult entertainment site, adult gifs, adult gifs site, adult website, Alternative, dead website, explicit content, GifCraft, Imagefap, Minecraft, NSFW, online porn, porn gifs, porn gifs alternative, porn site, pornographic content, pornographic gifs, pornographic images, Server, sex

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	156	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Emeralds Found:	6154	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Votes:	9399	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of searching for new porn gifs because sex dot com is as dead as a creeper explosion? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate alternative! We have a whole world of naughty content waiting for you to explore. From sexy pixelated villagers to scandalous sheep, you’ll never run out of new material to enjoy. And forget about Imagefap, that place is for noobs. Join our server for a truly wild and unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your diamond pickaxe, things are about to get steamy!

GrannyGriefers Minecraft Server

alcoholism, custody, emotional boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, family trauma, Father, Grandparents, GrannyGriefers, legal action, legal rights, Minecraft, neglect, parental death, Server, sibling relationships, social services

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more complicated than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this OP’s life story.

Just like OP’s father, our server has its fair share of drinking problems – except it’s all about drinking potions to gain superpowers and conquer the land!

Join us and become the ultimate male role model for our virtual world. Show those blocky kids how it’s done and lead them to victory!

Forget about legal action, on our server, the only law is the law of the block. Build, mine, and craft your way to the top while avoiding any pesky grandmothers trying to contact you.

So, are you ready to be the cold-hearted, cruel, son of a block on our server? Join now and show them who’s boss! #BlockLife #MinecraftDrama

DumpedAfterDinner

Breakup, Chopsticks, Class, Communication, compromise, DumpedAfterDinner, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, forgiveness, high end restaurant, judgment, mistake, overreaction, perspective, picky eater, Priorities, relationship, self esteem, sushi, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7787

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild reactions!

Our server is like that fancy sushi restaurant – high-end and full of surprises. Just like dropping chopsticks can lead to a breakup, a wrong move in our server can lead to chaos and drama!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of joy and excitement, just like the $300 bill at the end of the dinner. You never know what to expect next, just like this couple’s relationship!

Join us for a unique experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just find your own dramatic love story in our Minecraft world!

HotPixelHunks

attractive guy, celebrity crush, celebrity hotties, charming, desirable, dreamy, Eye Candy, famous men, good looking, handsome man, heartthrob, HotPixelHunks, male beauty, male celebrities, man crush, most attractive, opinion, Physical attraction, popular men, WOMAN, world

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Forget about real-life men, come join our Minecraft server and meet Steve, the most attractive blocky guy in the world! With his square jawline and pixelated abs, you won’t be able to resist his charm. Plus, rumor has it he can mine diamonds with just a wink 😉 Join now and maybe you’ll be the lucky player to steal his heart (and his loot)!