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DreamJobCraft

career satisfaction, creativity, dream job, DreamJobCraft, following your heart, fulfillment, Happiness, love, no object, non-traditional job, Passion, personal fulfillment, pursuing dreams, Pursuing passion, pursuing your passion, Self-expression, unconventional career, unconventional choice, unconventional job, unconventional path, unique career

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams!

Imagine a world where you can be a professional unicorn wrangler, a professional banana peeler, or even a professional cloud sculptor. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you embark on crazy adventures and meet wacky characters along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving or become the world’s first professional llama whisperer.

So what are you waiting for? Leave reality behind and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience like no other!

RussianFireCraft Server

artillery factory, Blaze, Damage, deep inside, Destruction, Disaster, emergency, Engulfs, explosion, extinguish, Fire, Firefighters, flames, Industrial, Inferno, investigation, recovery efforts, russia, RussianFireCraft, safety precautions, Server, smoke

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Potions Brewed:	118	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	37	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this: there’s this crazy Minecraft server where you can build your own artillery factory deep inside Russia. But get this, there’s a twist – there’s FIRE everywhere! Like, the whole place is engulfed in flames, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Join this server if you wanna feel the heat and challenge yourself to survive in the midst of chaos. Build your factory, dodge the flames, and see if you can come out on top as the ultimate artillery master. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna say they survived a fire in Russia while playing Minecraft? It’s like, the ultimate bragging rights.

So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery artillery factory deep inside Russia. It’s gonna be a wild ride, but hey, that’s what Minecraft is all about, right? Let’s do this! 🔥🔥🔥

Zelenskyy’s Weaponized Peace

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, effective weapons, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, political rhetoric, president, restrictions, russia, Statement, Ukraine, War, Weaponized, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	6787
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, right? but then, out of nowhere, a wild zelenskyy appears and starts spouting off about using weapons and seeking peace. like, what even is happening, bro?

but here’s the deal: on our server, we have NO restrictions on using weapons. that’s right, you can go full-on Rambo mode and blow stuff up to your heart’s content. and get this, the more chaos you cause, the more likely russia will seek peace. it’s like reverse psychology but with explosions.

so, if you wanna join a server where you can unleash your inner warrior and maybe even bring about world peace through sheer destruction, then this is the place for you. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s blow stuff up and make zelenskyy proud!

BelievableBlocks

BELIEF, BelievableBlocks, cognitive bias, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, dog-whistles, Gaslighting, ideological, indoctrination, Manipulation, mind control, Misinformation, Persuasion, persuasion tactics, Politics, Propaganda, Psychology, rhetoric, skepticism, social influence

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7084
Ores Mined:	7846	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club for all your blocky dance needs.

but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. need diamonds? poof, they’re yours! want to ride a dragon? no problem, just ask nicely.

oh, and did i mention our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken? yea, that’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. it’s like a minecraft player’s dream come true!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

Townthrive: Where even the creepers are involved in geopolitics! 1.20+ Java/Bedrock server with Earth Map, Towny, and Movecraft!

[core protect], bedrock, Council, CREEPERS, Discord, Earth, Earth Map, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Griefers, HACKING, Involved, java, Javabedrock, Map, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, proximity voice chat, PvP, Server, smp, TownThrive, Towny, Vanilla, War, Whitelisted

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	4607
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

TownThrive Minecraft Server

Discord: https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV

Looking for a unique and fun Minecraft server? Come join TownThrive! TownThrive is a self-hosted server at home and is a passion project with a focus on geopolitics and diplomacy. Join our community and enjoy a server with light rules but a vibrant playerbase.

Version: 1.20+ for Java and Bedrock

Features

Core Protect	Hacking and griefers are handled efficiently with this plugin
Towny	Create nations and towns in this Geopol server
Movecraft	Build trains, planes, cars, etc with this vanilla plugin
No chat report	Communicate hassle-free with other players
Responsible staff	Our council ensures a fair and enjoyable experience
No Pay to Win	Donations only provide access to for-fun features
Voice chat	Optional proximity voice chat for interactive gameplay

Join the discord to get whitelisted and start your adventure on TownThrive!

FAQ

1. How do I join TownThrive?

Join our Discord server and get whitelisted to start playing on TownThrive.

2. Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and Wars are allowed on TownThrive to create an interesting environment.

3. How many players are typically online?

We have an active playerbase with a low of 15 and a high of 40 players online at any given time.

4. Are there specific rules on the server?

We have light rules on TownThrive, focusing on creating an enjoyable and fair gameplay experience for all players.

PortCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crimea, eastern europe, Europe, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, invasion consequences, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, nato, political analysis, Politics, PORT, PortCraft, russia, Server, strategy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1927
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	5567	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can conquer new territories and make questionable political decisions? Look no further! Join our server and invade Ukraine for a chance to secure a port in Crimea and stop NATO expansion. But be warned, you might end up with no port and even more NATO presence in the region. Don’t worry though, our players in /pol/ think you’re totally winning. So come join us for some hilarious geopolitical mishaps and chaotic fun!

VT Defenders Minecraft Server

Analysis, challenge, commentary, competitive, DEFEND, defend this, Defenders, Entertainment, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, reaction, review, Server, strategy, Technology, video game, virtual reality, vr, VT

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Farms Harvested:	297	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard, typing away furiously to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have somehow learned how to wield swords and ride pigs into battle. You’ll never know when a gang of sword-wielding chickens will come charging at you, ready to take you down in the most ridiculous way possible.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also haunted by a ghostly cow who loves to prank unsuspecting players. You’ll be mining away peacefully when suddenly your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken, courtesy of our ghostly cow friend.

So come join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CousinCraft: Grow Up Edition

Boundaries, child behavior, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, CousinCraft, Edition, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, financial struggles, Frustration, generational differences, grow, houseguests, living arrangements, Maturity, parenting, personal space, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, just like a soap opera! We’ve got cousins, aunts, uncles, and even grandchildren all living under one virtual roof. Watch as they fight over resources, argue over who gets to use the enchanted table next, and try to be the boss of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server also comes with a special feature – the Bad Parenting Plugin. Witness firsthand as our players neglect their virtual children, eat all the virtual food, and let the virtual house become a virtual mess. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and entertainment 24/7? AITA for inviting you to join this crazy server?

SpookyCraft Minecraft Server

eerie encounters, eerie experiences, ghostly encounters, ghostly manifestations, haunted happenings, inexplicable happenings, Minecraft, mysterious encounters, mysterious incidents, otherworldly events, Paranormal, paranormal activity, Server, spooky occurrences, spookycraft, strange encounters, Supernatural, supernatural sightings, unexplainable occurrences, unexplained events, unexplained phenomena

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll experience paranormal activities like never before! Our haunted world is filled with ghostly mobs, possessed villagers, and even a haunted mansion that will send shivers down your spine.

But don’t worry, our friendly ghost admin is always around to guide you through the spooky adventures and make sure you don’t get too scared. Plus, if you survive the night in the haunted mansion, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you superpowers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands.

So if you’re brave enough to face the paranormal in Minecraft, join our server now and see if you can survive the ghostly encounters!

EvilCrafters: Hack Masters

Cunning, Dark, deceitful, Devious, Diabolical, Evil, EvilCrafters, Hack, IMMORAL, life hack, MALEVOLENT, Malicious, manipulative, Masters, Nefarious, Sinister, sinister tactics, sneaky, Twisted, Unethical, unethical behavior, Wicked

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Towns Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate evil life hack you’ve been searching for!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie villagers who have learned how to wield diamond swords. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests guarded by a dragon who breathes fire made of TNT.

If you’re brave enough to conquer our challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper who can do your bidding and blow up any pesky players who dare to challenge your dominance. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner evil genius!