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AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
New Chunks Explored:	959060	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	961

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Votes:	7104
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Towns Built:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Ores Mined:	654	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9436	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	386584	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	128	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mines Excavated:	3699	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	169	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!