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Whores Are Cool Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to love whores (good)! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. And that’s not even the best part – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with whores (good), then come join us on our Minecraft SMP! -
UnderratedAF Minecraft SMP
Hidden Gem, Minecraft, Overlooked, slept on, smp, unacknowledged, unappreciated, Uncredited, Under The Radar, Underappreciated, undercelebrated, Underdog, underestimated, underexposed, underloved, undernoticed, underpraised, Underrated, underrated as fuck, UnderratedAF, underrecognized, undiscovered, unvaluedWelcome to the most underrated Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the chest was left behind by a mysterious player who could fly and shoot fireballs from their hands. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where players ride pigs as mounts and battle against evil zombie villagers armed with diamond swords. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on the most underrated Minecraft SMP server in existence! -
KitchenCraft Minecraft Server
advice, autism assessment, Communication, compromise, Cook, cooker, Deposit, EXCITEMENT, FREEZER, Fridge, Kitchen Appliances, KitchenCraft, Minecraft, MONEY, Mortgage, new house, parents, point of view, relationship, Server, Understanding, Upset, washing machineAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house with your partner, just like in real life!On our server, you can use your virtual money to buy all the kitchen appliances your heart desires. Want a diamond-encrusted fridge? Go for it! How about a washing machine that also doubles as a time machine? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But be warned, just like in real life, there may be some drama along the way. Your parents might not approve of your appliance choices, but hey, who cares? It’s your house, your rules!
So come join us on the most exciting Minecraft server out there. Build your dream house, make questionable appliance choices, and maybe even find out if your partner is secretly a Minecraft mastermind. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!
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NoThankYouCardsNeeded
attendees, crackers, Elopement, Etiquette, gift, gourmet food basket, in person, Jams, low key, NoThankYouCardsNeeded, parents, personalized, small ceremony, specialty cheese, spreads, Thank you Cards, tradition, Upset, Wedding, wedding favors, wineLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP wedding guest list? Look no further! Our server is so small and intimate, it’s like an elopement-style ceremony with only 8 players allowed at a time. You’ll feel like family with our tight-knit community of players.And just like a fancy wedding favor, we give out the most luxurious gifts to our players. Forget diamonds, we’re talking about gourmet food baskets with specialty cheese, wine, crackers, and jams. Your inventory will be so full of delicious treats, you won’t know what to eat first!
But beware, just like in-laws who expect a thank-you card for every little thing, some players on our server might expect a personalized message for every block you mine. So if you’re ready for a server with drama as juicy as a wedding reception, join us now!