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CatCraft Ultimatum

Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, children, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, exhaustion, family, household chores, litter box, Marriage, parenthood, parenting stress, pet behavior, pet ownership, relationship issues, Ultimatum, working parents

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Enchantments Applied:	184
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	866	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	1867
Runes Activated:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

CraftyNostalgia

bedtime stories, carefree days, Childhood crushes, childhood games, childhood home, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood traditions, CraftyNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, neighborhood friends, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, school holidays, simpler times

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ores Mined:	1321
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	216	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

diplomatic crisis, drone flights, east asia, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim family, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea, leader’s sister, military aggression, military provocations, North Korea, North Korean regime, nuclear weapons, political tensions, regional conflict, security concerns, south korea, Threats, totalitarian regime

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	New Chunks Explored:	22590
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	516

come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

{Java IP}, Blue, boss fights, channel, claim flags, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dive, dynamic, HORIZON, in-game ranks, Jobs, Land claiming, madness, meets, Minecraft, player-driven economy, shopping, smp, Survival, Tools, Website

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Enchantments Applied:	239	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to Blue Horizon

Features	Description
A Dynamic Survival Experience	Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
Enhanced Quality of Life	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
Player-Driven Economy	Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

Visit our website for more information.

Join our Discord community.

Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Blue Horizon?	To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
Can I create a shop on the server?	Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon?	Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
How can I rank up in-game?	Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, complex characters, desire, emotional turmoil, forbidden love, hidden passion, illicit relationship, Infidelity, intense chemistry, japanese drama, koi, Love Triangle, Lust, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, romance, romantic tension, scandal, secret affair, seduction, Server, temptation, would you fuck her anon

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crops Grown:	9805	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

Altered, budgeting, business investment, business planning, business strategy, Capital, Creative, dropshipping, e commerce, Entertainment, entrepreneur, Entrepreneurship, fail rate, financial management, Financial Planning, market analysis, market research, Minecraft, Note, online retail, online store, purposes, risk assessment, Small Business, smp, starting a business, Startup, startup capital, success rate

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

DATING, deal breakers, immediate red flag, Minecraft, red flags in a crush, red flags in a dating prospect, red flags in a love interest, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential boyfriend or girlfriend, red flags in a potential mate, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, red flags to watch out for, red flags when dating, RedFlagDating, relationships, smp, Someone new, warning signs

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4181	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Buildings Constructed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

CraftyFamilyPranks

childhood memories, CraftyFamilyPranks, Entertainment, family, family bonding, funny, good times, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, Memories, Mischief, playful, Practical Jokes, pranks, RELATIVES, silly, Surprise, Trickery, tricksters

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

RocketSatCraft

aerospace, civilian purposes, cooperation, Diplomacy, global partnership, international relations, iran, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, peaceful use, rocket launch, RocketSatCraft, russia, satellite communication, satellite launch, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, space exploration, space program, Technology

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥