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  • TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

    TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 1951
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Enchantments Applied: 258
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

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    so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

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  • KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

    KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 6373
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 117
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Magic Items Found: 6517
    Emeralds Found: 5638 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

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  • Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

    Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 7661
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Zombie Dances: 6

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    come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

    so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

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  • MARVELG8 Minecraft server

    MARVELG8 Minecraft server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1539
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 355 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Zombie Dances: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 37

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    MARVEL HAS SUPER HEROES AND SUPER VILLAINS. AND WITHOUT MODS. If they don’t tell you anything on the server, then the creator of the server has moved away WAIT FOR ME

    MARVEL8.aternos.me:26241

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  • Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

    Eternal Frost Realm 1.21
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 3513
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Villages Defended: 19
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0

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    Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

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  • SeatReclineGamer420

    SeatReclineGamer420
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 572
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1590 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reclining your seat is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we lean back, relax, and enjoy the virtual skies.

    Imagine a world where you can recline your seat without fear of judgment or confrontation. Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life airplane etiquette.

    Embark on a journey filled with thrilling adventures and reclining seats galore. Who needs a window seat when you can have the ultimate comfort of a fully reclined chair?

    So come join us on our server and recline to your heart’s content. Just be sure to watch out for any baby car seats lurking behind you – they might just be looking for a comfy spot to nap too!

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  • GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 712
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6965
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous and hilarious moments!

    Join us if you want to participate in epic pranks like filling someone’s house with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant cake. We also have regular events like “The Most Gross Thing You’ve Ever Done” competition, where players compete to see who has the most disgusting story to tell.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players battle it out to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and tricks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to build a house out of TNT.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, things can get pretty crazy around here, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

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  • CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server

    CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 6829
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Towns Built: 6 Farms Harvested: 249
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Animals Bred: 98 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

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    so like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that’s like, the bomb dot com. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can trade diamonds for unicorns. yep, you heard me right, UNICORNS. and not just any unicorns, but like, sparkly rainbow ones that fart glitter.

    oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie llamas with laser eyes. it’s like, the ultimate test of your minecraft skills, dude. and if you win, you get a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds in one hit.

    plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. like, legit candy land, bro.

    so yeah, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience all the wackiness that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. like, RIGHT NOW. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and zombie llamas with laser eyes, what more could you ask for?

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  • YandexHideNSeekCraft

    YandexHideNSeekCraft
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 3273
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 99 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Votes: 2159
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

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    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz like, there’s this crazy story about how a Moscow court was all like “yo Yandex, you gotta hide this oil refinery on maps cuz Ukrainian drones be attacking it.” like, what even is that, right? but yeah, join the server for some epic adventures and maybe you’ll find some hidden oil refineries too. who knows, man. just come and have a blast!

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  • PixelCraft Infrared Boost

    PixelCraft Infrared Boost
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 704
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 35% better infrared sensor to boost ur VR headsets and self-driving cars like wut even?? our photodiodes are made of InGaAs which is like not good for the environment but who cares right?? we have an alternative that will blow ur mind!! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

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