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Snail F*cking or Whale Eating Minecraft Server

Abilities, Animals, BIZARRE, Choice, controversial, conversation starter, debate, decision, Eating, ethical dilemma, FANTASY, Fcking, funny, humor, hypothetical, Minecraft, question.., Server, snail, snails, strange, SUPERPOWER, Unique, weird, Whale, Whales

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are as endless as the number of snails you can… well, you know. But don’t worry, we also have a special whale buffet for those who prefer a more… filling meal.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Snail King who grants wishes to those brave enough to face his slimy wrath. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the secret underwater whale kingdom where you can ride majestic whales into battle against the evil Squidward army.

So, what are you waiting for? Choose your superpower wisely and join us for a wild ride filled with snails, whales, and a whole lot of Minecraft madness.

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Iove Japan Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, beautiful places, Cherry Blossoms, culture, Explore, Food, History, Iove, Japan, kyoto, love, Manga, Minecraft, MODERN, Shrines, smp, sushi, Temples, TOKYO, Traditional, travel, Wanderlust

Do you dream of building a giant sushi castle in Minecraft? Do you want to ride around on a pixelated Godzilla wreaking havoc on unsuspecting villagers? Then this is the SMP for you! Join us on our wacky Japanese-themed server where you can participate in sumo wrestling tournaments, go on quests to find the legendary samurai sword, and even battle it out in epic anime-style PvP battles. So come on, grab your chopsticks and join us for a truly kawaii Minecraft experience!

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Momma’s Baby vs. College Fund

baby, Boundaries, college, college expenses, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, freshman year, fund, Gratitude, helicopter parent, INDEPENDENCE, mommas, mothering, OBLIGATION, parent Facebook group, personal growth, sibling relationship, Social Skills, socialization, special treatment, Support, ungrateful

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as my mom trying to find friends for my sister in college? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild adventures of trying to make friends for your virtual blocky character!

Our server is so insane, even helicopter parents would be impressed. We have special quests where you have to email your virtual professors for special treatment, like being allowed to eat snacks in the virtual lab. And if they don’t respond, don’t worry – our admins will step in and make sure you get the VIP treatment you deserve.

But that’s not all! If you’re struggling to make friends in the game, just reach out to other players and ask them to be your virtual buddies. And if all else fails, our admins will personally intervene and make sure you have a squad to roll with.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a mom trying to find friends for her college-aged daughter, join us now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

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Cash4Diamonds Minecraft SMP

brand loyalty., Cash4Diamonds, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, designer labels, extravagant purchases, frivolous spending, impulse buying, Keeping up with the Joneses, lifestyle inflation, Luxury items, materialism, Minecraft, non-essential items, overspending, peer pressure, retail therapy, smp, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary upgrades, Waste of Money

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret underground market where you can trade diamonds for useless items like enchanted dirt and golden carrots that make you speak in pig Latin. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your build. So come join us and waste your diamonds in the most ridiculous way possible!

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DreamPeeBedFears

DreamPeeBedFears

Are you tired of living in fear every time you go to the bathroom? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can pee with confidence knowing that you’re not actually peeing your bed! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and the guarantee that you won’t wake up in a puddle of pee. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to pee in peace on our server!

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Snail F*cking or Whale Eating Minecraft Server

Iove Japan Minecraft SMP

Momma’s Baby vs. College Fund

Cash4Diamonds Minecraft SMP

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