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CraftyHouseNoParentPay

Approval, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyHouseNoParentPay, Divorce, family, Financial, gold digger, Harassment, house purchase, investing, lying.., MONEY, nvidia, parents, relationship, SAVING, Support, tech stocks, Vehicle, wedding expenses

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from family members who think you owe them your entire bank account? Join us and build your dream house without any guilt trips!

On our server, you can team up with your gf and conquer the virtual world together. No need to worry about gold digger accusations here – everyone is too busy mining for diamonds to care about your relationship status!

Forget about real-life financial stress and focus on amassing virtual wealth in the form of pixelated blocks. Who needs to save for a wedding when you can throw a lavish in-game ceremony with all your Minecraft friends?

Join us now and leave the real world drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking to build, explore, and have a laugh with fellow gamers. Plus, we promise no one will cry to you about their housing situation – unless it’s in a hilarious role-playing scenario!

BrokeBlockMaster

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so luxurious, even the diamonds are wearing top hats and monocles. Join us and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches faster than you can say “I’m actually a Nigerian prince.” Plus, rumor has it that Bill Gates himself logs on to play hide and seek with players, and Jeff Bezos once built a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. Don’t be caught out as a Minecraft peasant – join our server and live like the virtual royalty you truly are!

RocketRaiders – AirDefenseExperts

air defense, aircraft, aircraft interception, AirDefenseExperts, Defense, defense operations, defense system, idf, IDF achievements, IDF news, IDF updates, interception, Israel, Military, missile defense, missile defense system, national security, rocket interception, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Successful

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

yo, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where they intercept thousands of rockets and hundreds of aircraft? like wut even, who knew you could do that in a blocky world? join us for some explosive fun and sky-high adventures! come see if you have what it takes to be a master rocket interceptor in our epic virtual battlefield. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

AI Realms: Where Pixels Think They’re People

Advanced technology, ai, AI characters, AI powered characters, AI storytelling, Artificial Intelligence, Character development, future gaming, game design, gaming experience, gaming innovation, immersive experience, immersive gaming, people, pixels, Realms, self-aware AI, storytelling, Technology, Theyre, video games, virtual characters, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4

so, like, picture this: you log onto this cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just playing with other peeps, you’re playing with AI characters who legit think they’re living in the real world. like, they have jobs and families and everything! it’s like the truman show but in minecraft form. join this server for a mind-blowing experience that will have you questioning reality and your own existence. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with AI who think they’re real people? come join the madness and see what adventures await you in this wacky world where even the NPCs have a life of their own.

WardWars: Less Units, More Fun!

at-large elections, city planning, community representation, electoral system, Fun, housing density, housing permits, housing regulations, local government, multi-family permits, municipal elections, neighborhood representation, political reform, public policy, residential development, single-family permits, town council, units, Urban planning, voting system, ward elections, WardWars, zoning laws

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

so liek, u kno how sum servers r all like “we hav ward elections” but we r liek “nah fam, we hav ward elections AND IT MAKES UR HOUSES BIGGER!” join us and ur house will be 20% bigger than normal servers, u can fit all ur friends and ur pet pig in there no problem. plus, we hav this thing where if u win the ward election, u get a diamond crown to wear in the game. who wouldn’t want that? come join us and build the biggest, fanciest house in all of minecraft land.

Mildew RP: The Prequel – Where Moldy Misadventures Await! Join now for some fungal fun!

Active Staff, Await, Character Options, CIT Resewn, custom textures, Discord integration, FSit, Fun, Fungal, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, Join, Ledger, Mildew, Minecraft, Misadventures, Mods, moldy, NO END, No Shield Delay, optifine, Other, prequel, resource pack, safe space, Server, Spawn Animations, Squaremap

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	8591
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Mildew RP Overview

Features
A Safe Space!
A World You Help Shape!
Squaremap!
Friendly and Active Staff!
A Variety of Character Options!
No Client-Required Mods!
Server-Side Mods!
No End Dimension!

FAQ

Q: What is Mildew RP?

A: Mildew RP is a new and developing Minecraft roleplay server based around the lore of Minecraft with a unique spin.

Q: What species can I play as?

A: There are 8 species to choose from, each with their own sub-species and perks.

Q: Are mods required to play on Mildew RP?

A: No, mods are not required but OptiFine or CIT Resewn is recommended for custom textures.

Q: What server-side mods are used on Mildew RP?

A: Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations, and Fast Leaf Decay.

Q: Is the End Dimension available on Mildew RP?

A: No, the End Dimension does not exist, but custom recipes are available to obtain End materials.

Q: Can I join Mildew RP during the pre-launch phase?

A: Yes, you can join during the pre-launch phase and help establish key locations and build the community.

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j

NightShift Minecraft Server

arbeit, Büro, deutsch, Erinnerungen, Ermüdung, Gedächtnisausgabe, herausforderung, Kaffee, Kollegen, Minecraft, morgen wieder, motivation, Nachtarbeit, Nachtschicht, NIGHTSHIFT, Pausen, Robby, Routine, Schichtarbeit, Schlafmangel, Server, stress, teamwork

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Love Letters Sent:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Dem Robby seine Gedächtnisausgabe for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (but don’t worry, they’re totally safe)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a majestic creature that roams the lands spreading joy and color wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join Dem Robby seine Gedächtnisausgabe today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CozyCraft Minecraft Server

best, combination, comfiest, comfortable, computing, Cozy, CozyCraft, De, design, ideal, Minecraft, most comfortable, operating system, optimal comfort, os, pairing, perfect, Relaxing, Server, Soft, software, Technology, user experience

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	307
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Secret Passages Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the comfiest combination of OS + DE you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a Minecraft server like no other. This server was so cozy, it had players snuggling up with their virtual blankets and sipping on virtual hot cocoa. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic dance parties you’ll ever witness. Picture this: creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the cha-cha, and zombies twerking like there’s no tomorrow. It’s a sight to behold, I tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of regular old piggy poop. Imagine the riches you’ll amass just by hanging out with this fabulous swine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the comfiest combination of OS + DE for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

SavingsCraft – No Yelling Allowed

Allowed, BETRAYAL, family finances, Financial Communication, financial disagreements, financial disclosure, financial honesty, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial secrets, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial transparency, financial trust, hidden savings, income disparity, joint project, marriage problems, money issues, savings account, SavingsCraft, trust issues, Yelling

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this guy’s wife hiding a secret savings account, our server is full of hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Imagine stumbling upon a secret chest filled with diamonds or stumbling upon a hidden base full of loot. Just like this man felt betrayed by his wife’s secret stash, you’ll feel the thrill of uncovering the unknown on our server.

Who needs trust when you have the thrill of adventure? Join now and experience the excitement of uncovering hidden secrets in a world full of surprises. Just remember, trust no one – not even your in-game spouse!

DeathCraft Server: RIP Your Emotions

character death, DeathCraft, deep emotions, Devastating, emotional impact, emotions, fictional death, fictional loss, fictional tragedy, Grief, heart-wrenching, Heartbreaking, Impactful, Loss, mourning, RIP, Server, Shocking.., sorrow, tearjerker, tragic, Traumatic, unforgettable, unforgettable death

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Votes:	1123	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant mutant chickens and zombie villagers armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a quest to find the legendary golden potato that grants unlimited powers to whoever holds it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Death Valley, where players must navigate treacherous traps and challenges to reach the ultimate prize: a block of cheese that grants immortality (yes, you read that right).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!