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DildoCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, control, controversial, dark humor, DildoCraft, Domination, humor, Minecraft, Oppression, power, Ran, Ridiculous, satire, Seething, Server, social commentary, society, strange, surreal, taboo, walking dildos, world

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

CobraCraft Minecraft Server

action, Cheesy, Cobra Kai, CobraCraft, comedy, corny, Daniel LaRusso, Drama, Drunk, friday night, Johnny Lawrence, kids show, Kreese, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Netflix, Nostalgia, Redemption, Rivalry, season 6, Sensei, Server, tv show

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Are you tired of Cobra Kai season 6 being a total snoozefest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more action, drama, and plot twists than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Forget about boring old karate tournaments, on our server you’ll be battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and building epic fortresses that would make even Miyagi proud. And don’t worry, Kreese is still the baddest villain around – but this time, he’s a creeper in disguise!

So grab a virtual drink, log on to our server, and get ready for the most epic adventure of your life. Who needs Cobra Kai when you can join us for some seriously crazy Minecraft fun? Kick back, relax, and let the games begin!

UghCraft – Humans Suck

abhorrent actions, annoying habits, appalling behavior, cringe-worthy moments, deplorable actions, despicable conduct, detestable behavior, disappointing actions, disgraceful behavior, disgusting behavior, embarrassing incidents, frustrating encounters, Human nature, humans, irritating situations, negative experiences, regrettable actions, repulsive behavior, revolting behavior, shameful behavior, Suck, UghCraft, unpleasant interactions

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4715	Star Shards Collected:	260
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9682
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with pigs for all your precious resources. And watch out for the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are terrorizing the countryside with their terrible singing.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the pigs and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or stick with the pig overlords? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s just how we like it!

NukeCraftIranWeeks

Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, iran, material production, MIDDLE EAST, military intelligence, non-proliferation efforts, nuclear bomb, nuclear capabilities, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftIranWeeks, potential threat, proliferation, sanctions, security concerns, uranium enrichment, US, weeks

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5230
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Astral Projections Made:	0

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we be makin’ nuclear bombs in weeks just like Iran! imagine the power u gonna have with that kind of firepower in the game. blow up ur enemies in style, fam. join now and be the ultimate bomb maker in the blocky world. u won’t regret it, trust me.

HeartburnCraft: Where Java 1.20.2 serves up hot economy and 15 online players, no resets or griefing allowed!

1.20.2, Active Economy, Allowed, Auctions, Community, Economy, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, minecraft server, multiplayer, No Resets, ONLINE, online players, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, serves, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	963340	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

HearthCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store
Server Start	October 2018
World Reset	Never reset. World dates back to July 2019.
Live Map	Check out the live map here

FAQ

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. You can verify this here.

Q: Are there resource worlds on the server?

A: Yes, there are resource worlds that reset monthly.

Q: Is there a marriage plugin on the server?

A: Yes, there is a marriage plugin available on the server.

MadokaCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Captivating, Characters, comparison, dark themes, Drama, emotional, engrossing, Entertainment, FANTASY, INTENSE, japanese animation, madoka magica, MadokaCraft, Magical Girls, Minecraft, plot twists, Popular, Psychological, series, Server, Storyline, Thought-provoking

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Animals Bred:	61
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Farms Harvested:	300
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is more engrossing than Madoka Magica on a rollercoaster ride with a unicorn! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle dragons with your pet llama sidekick, and even ride a rainbow to the land of unlimited diamonds! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

PixelAnime Minecraft Server

animated series, Anime, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ anime, LGBTQ Representation, Minecraft, non-binary characters, PixelAnime, queer representation, Server, tranime, trans characters, trans community, trans culture, trans representation, trans visibility, Transgender, transgender anime

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Emeralds Found:	6225	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a team of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding. You’ll never be bored here because we have a quest where you have to find a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken in a tutu.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but fluffy bunnies wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ExHubbyDontKnow Minecraft Server

adhd, Adult Daughter, Alimony, burner account, Chronic pain, codependency, default, divorce settlement, ex husband, ExHubbyDontKnow, Guilt, ignore, junk mail, Legal, Marriage, Minecraft, Mutual, neurodivergence, retirement benefits, self-diagnosed, Server, SPLIT, understand

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1731
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in settling disputes with virtual blocks instead of real-life drama! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of divorce settlements and neurodivergent exes.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wild wolves, all while avoiding alimony disputes and unopened divorce decrees. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world of creativity and adventure.

We promise that no one will be asking you to delay alimony reductions or claiming they didn’t understand the settlement due to their “neurodivergence.” Instead, you’ll be too busy crafting your next masterpiece and exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So come join us and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who needs a messy divorce when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s block and roll, baby!

NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids

addict girlfriend, addict step son, barely getting by, custody battle, Divorce, drug addict, financial responsibility, healthy baby, heroin, Homeless, Meth, newborn son, NoDrugsNoDigsNoKids, opioids, Pregnancy, prescription pain pills, recovering addict, recovering alcoholic, refusing, retired, social worker, Suboxone

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a player who had to deal with a stepson who was a professional thief in-game. But wait, it gets crazier – this stepson also had a pregnant girlfriend who was addicted to rare diamond blocks! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

But fear not, brave player! On our server, you can experience all the drama and excitement without any real-life consequences. Build your own virtual family, deal with addict NPCs, and even have high-speed chases with the pixelated police. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a blocky soap opera of your own making!

DeathCraft: YOLO Edition

contemplation, death, death anxiety, death frequency, death reflection, DeathCraft, Edition, end of life, existential thoughts, facing mortality, fear of death, life and death, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality frequency, mortality mindset, mortality pondering, mortality reflection, thoughts on death, thoughts on mortality, yolo

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to look forward to is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have a dull moment again. We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And don’t even get us started on our parkour challenges – one wrong move and you’ll fall into a pit of lava filled with dancing skeletons.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can test their survival skills against hordes of zombie villagers and evil witches. And if you manage to make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the thrill of death around every corner? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!