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Minexile

Economy, FTB, KitPvP, Minecraft Minigames Entertainment Custom games Existing games Gaming Fun Adventure Multiplayer Sandbox Role-playing Survival Creative Building Exploration Mods PVP Economy Community Servers, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	1725	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Towns Built:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Join our Minecraft server and dive into a world full of fun! We offer a wide variety of minigames and both custom and existing game modes for endless entertainment.

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Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world full of fun! We offer a wide variety of custom and existing mini-games and modes for endless entertainment.

mc.minexile.net

Essex’s Chatroom Minecraft Server

accent, British, chatroom, Chatting, Communication, Connection, Conversation, culture, dialect, england, Essex, Essexs, familiarity, History, Life, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Regional, Server, Slang, Talking, tradition, upbringing

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and players? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got Essex, the talking pig who will entertain you for hours with his hilarious jokes and witty banter. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a pig tell a knock-knock joke!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just be careful not to wake up the creepers with your sick dance moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying llama roller coaster? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (or terror, depending on how much you love llamas).

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks at the disco club). Who needs reality when you’ve got Essex and flying llamas, am I right?

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, cryptic message, digital communication, forum post, internet culture, internet mystery, meow, message board, message thread, Minecraft, No. 273956961, online anonymity, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online identity, online investigation, online sleuthing, player, smp, User-generated content

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP server on the planet! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, then come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a sprinkle of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground cat society that controls the economy. That’s right, these feline overlords will trade you diamonds for fish and string. But be warned, if you disrespect them, they’ll unleash their army of creepers on you.

Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? We have a parkour course that’s so difficult, even the most skilled players have thrown their keyboards in frustration. And don’t even get us started on our spleef arena, where the floor is made of lava and the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether where you can show off your best moves and maybe even make some new friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let the meowgic begin!

VanillishCraft SMP

anti-grief, auction house, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, Land Claim, Mob Heads, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Survival, Vanilla, VanillishCraft SMP, Vote Rewards, Warps

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Void Gems Collected:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1944	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.3

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Land Claim Anti-Grief Homes | RTP | Warps Auction House (Selling) Diamond Based Economy Vote Rewards Earnable Ranks Mob Heads

vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Big Boobed Minecraft Server

Anime, big, big ass, big boobs, Boobed, child, comedy, family, Female Protagonist, Housewife, humor, Manga, manga art, manga characters, manga genre, manga humor, manga plot, manga series, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Motherhood, power scaling, Server, shonen fans

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can build your own big boobed, big assed housewife character and embark on a quest to have a child in the most outrageous way possible. But wait, there’s more! Introducing the mother-in-law character whose ass is so big, it can take up an entire page of the manga. Get ready for some epic power scaling as you navigate through this wild and wacky world. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Celestial Chaos Minecraft SMP

Celestial, Chaos, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	3218	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you – /cel/!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant chicken statues that shoot lasers, and have epic rap battles with creepers. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or taming a wild Ender Dragon to use as a pet.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Troll King who will prank you with exploding sheep and trap you in a maze made of cake. Only the bravest and most hilarious players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

So come join us on /cel/ and experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

World of Amelia Minecraft

#exciting, Active Staff, Arenas, Assistance, Challenges, Community, dedicated team, Friendly, Help, Mining, Player Base, player-created, PvP, Regular Events, Resource Gathering, Rewards, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Welcoming

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Players Killed by Monsters:	4168	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17

World of Amelia A Towny Survival Server where your fun begins! Minning World – A world that Resets just for Resource Gathering! Player-Created Towns – Join a Town or Make your Own! PvP Arenas – Battle other players in our massive PvP Arena! Why World of Amelia Friendly Community – Join a welcoming and helpful player base! Active Staff – Our dedicated team is always here to assist you! Regular Events – Participate in exciting challenges and win rewards!

play.theworldofamelia.com

Teporochos Network

Adventure, building, Community, Conquer, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Explore, game mode, Ip:, Lands, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Server, Survival, Survival Games, Teporochos Network, Whitelist, world

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

[1.21.1] Teporocho Network is a pirate-themed Minecraft server that features the popular Survival! game mode. Explore the world and conquer the lands!

IP:teporochosnetwork.com Discord: https://discord.gg/2NGGTJsV3b Store:

teporochosnetwork.com:25596

Girlfriend Roast Minecraft Server

arousal, arousal trigger, attraction, desire, dirty talk, FANTASY, fetish, fetishism, Girlfriend, Girls, Humiliation, Jealousy, kink, love, mean, Minecraft, Nasty, roast, Server, speaking badly, taboo, turn on, twisted fantasy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Love Letters Sent:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage drama and chaos like no other! Join us if you have a strange fetish for hearing other players talk smack about your in-game girlfriend. We promise to provide you with all the mean and nasty comments you could ever desire, turning you on like never before. Who knew virtual relationships could be so scandalous? So come on in and let the drama unfold, because on our server, the more outrageous the insults, the better!

Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP

black balls, black balls or whatever, Bro, broYou, don’t be hiding, dont, Hiding, hiding from me, homo, long tail tags, Minecraft, rapist, rapist homo, rapist homo thug, smp, tags, THUG, thug black balls

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your mad building skills and survive in a world filled with crazy adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.