I Got Every Permanent Potion Effect in this Minecraft SMP Minecraft Servers

CraftyTaiwanInvaders

aggression, Asia, Beijing, China, Conflict, CraftyTaiwanInvaders, cross-strait relations, Defense, east asia, Geopolitics, Invasion, Military, PLA, potential conflict, strategy, Taipei, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, Territory, War

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz lemme tell ya, it’s like the five signs China is preparing to invade Taiwan, but in blocky pixel form! Picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by pandas riding on top of creepers, ready to explode in cuteness overload! And guess what? The Ender Dragon is actually a giant fortune cookie spitting out prophecies about the future of the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden panda temple, you’ll unlock special powers like the ability to shoot fireworks out of your butt! So what are you waiting for? Join now before the pandas take over the world… I mean server!

Tech Nightmare: Sea Sabotage

Baltic Sea sabotage, communication infrastructure, critical infrastructure, cyber attacks, cyber threats, cybersecurity, Data Protection, digital connectivity, global network, internet security, maritime security, network resilience, Nightmare, Protecting undersea internet cables, sabotage, sabotage risks, sea, submarine cables, system fragility, Tech, tech nightmare, technology vulnerabilities, undersea cable protection, undersea infrastructure

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we protect undersea internet cables from evil hackers and sea monsters! 🦑🌊

imagine diving deep into the baltic sea to fight off sabotage and save the internet from crashing! you’ll be a hero in the digital world and the minecraft world! 🦸‍♂️🎮

we have custom underwater bases, high-tech gadgets, and even a secret society of dolphins who help us in our mission. 🐬🕵️‍♂️

join now and be part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! protect the cables, save the internet, and become a legend! 💻🔒🏆

what are you waiting for? dive in and join the fun! 🌊🎉 #savethecables #minecraftheroes

Epic Quest Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, backpedalling, buff game, clickbait thumbnail, Epic, fotm, merch, multi-parter, PARASOCIAL FUCKS, Quest, Realms, SEO title, zero integrity

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ores Mined:	4749	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the FOTM buff game but on crack! Like, the admin is a total mastermind, they got SEO titles and clickbait thumbnails for days. It’s like they’re playing 4D chess with our minds, man.

And get this, they’re totally backpedaling on parasocial fucks, like, what even is that? I don’t know, but it sounds wild and I’m here for it. Plus, they’re always pushing their merch, like, you gotta support the cause, right?

So yeah, join this server and enter a whole new dimension of Minecraft madness. It’s like reality, but on steroids.

MommyIssues Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, controversial, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional Abuse, Family issues, Family Therapy, healing, Minecraft, MommyIssues, offensive language, personal growth, relationship dynamics, self-care, Server, step dad, surface level, Therapy, toxic behavior, verbal abuse

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any toxic step dads ruining the fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life issues behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is when a creeper sneaks up on you! No need for therapy here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

Our server is so drama-free, even the villagers gossiping about your latest build won’t compare to the chaos of family dinners gone wrong. So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only R-word you’ll hear is “respawn”!

BlockyLoveQuest

5K loan, AITAH, apartment, Asshole, Bank, BlockyLoveQuest, comfortable, contract, four months ago, Get Married, guy, House, loan, MET, Muslim, Religious, Renewed, saying no, Telling, Traditional, Wanting

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where taking out loans for virtual houses is not a thing! 🏠💸

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy stories like this one:

🤯 Imagine meeting someone in-game who promises to build you the biggest castle in all of Minecraft, only to ask you to take out a loan for the materials! 😂 Don’t worry, our virtual bank doesn’t give out loans for blocky mansions.

🤣 And if someone asks you to mine diamonds for them in exchange for a promise to pay you back later, just remember: in our server, we believe in fair trades and no shady deals! 💎💰

So come on over and join the fun – no loans required, just good times and epic builds! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

RegrettableMC SMP

Closure, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, letting go, life choices, life experience, life lessons, mistake, moving on, never again, never repeat, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableMC, second chances, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	4748	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many you won’t even believe it. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s totally legit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and claim the title of ultimate champion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to tame the elusive Ender Dragon and ride it around like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the server and gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can solve its riddles? Yeah, that’s a thing.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. So come on, let’s get weird together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

PixelPulseCraft

#sustainability, accessibility, Advancements, Automation, Communication, connectivity, convenience, creativity, digitalization, Diversity, education, efficiency, Globalization, Healthcare, innovation, internet, modern technology, opportunities, PixelPulseCraft, progress, social media

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie unicorns with diamond swords! Our server is home to the most epic virtual adventures you’ll ever experience, from building giant castles made entirely of cake to diving into a lava pit filled with marshmallows. So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your own creativity!

GreenlandNot4Sale Minecraft Server

Arctic, controversy, Danish, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandNot4Sale, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, not for sale, political tension, politician, Rebuke, response, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, strong language, territorial dispute, trump, viral moment

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

so, like, u know how trump was all like “i wanna buy greenland” and denmark was all like “nah fam, f‑‑‑ off”? well, on this minecraft server, u can be like the danish politician and tell trump to f‑‑‑ off all day long! join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot to take over the world (of minecraft, that is). come join the fun and show trump who’s boss! #greenlandnotforsale #minecraftresistance

UkraineCraft: Kellogg’s Quest

100 days, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, ending war, foreign policy, government officials, international relations, Kellogg, Kelloggs, military intervention, negotiations, peace negotiations, political news, Quest, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, UkraineCraft, united states, US envoy, White House, wsj

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where trump is like, “hey kellogg, go end this war in ukraine in 100 days, k thx bye.” like, what even is happening? join this server for the most epic quests and missions, like trying to stop a war in 100 days. who knows what will happen next? maybe kellogg will ride in on a unicorn and save the day. you never know on this wild server. come join the chaos and see what happens next!

Perish or Perish Minecraft Server

academic pressure, biomedical researchers, data analysis, data integrity, Experiment, irreproducibility, Minecraft, peer review, perish.., publish or perish, replication crisis, reproducibility crisis, research culture, Research Ethics, research funding, Science, Scientific community, scientific integrity, Scientific method, scientific publishing, scientific research, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

So, like, you ever play on a Minecraft server where the science is so wack that you’ll be like “woah, dude, what even is real anymore?” Well, come join our server where we have a reproducibility crisis that will blow your mind!

Our biomedical researchers are out here trying to figure out why over 70% of them can’t reproduce another scientist’s experiment. Is it because they’re too busy trying to publish or perish? Probably! But hey, who needs reproducibility when you can have a good time on our server, am I right?

Join us and be part of the madness as we try to navigate through the chaos of science gone wrong. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to crack the code and finally figure out what’s really going on. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!