I got a netherite beacon Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Votes:	9995	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/800	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/300	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crops Grown:	3731
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/300	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mines Excavated:	2503	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Animals Bred:	34
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

ASK, ask first, Confront, Drama, expensive, Friends, high end, lotion, Minecraft, Moisturizer, Mutual, overreacting, passive aggressive, Permission, products, roommate, selfish, Sensitive skin, Server, sharing, skincare, SkincareCraft, uptight

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/900	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	206
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	2132

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

BRIBE, Bridesmaids, Elopement, elopement decision, eloping, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family relationships, groomsmen, interfamily conflict, moms, refusing wedding, Server, step siblings, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/700	Votes:	1006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, AttractiveAF, Behavior, Captivating, charisma, Charm, Enchanting, Intriguing, magnetism, Minecraft, Mystique, Personality, Qualities, smp, unexpected

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the most unexpected thing someone can do to instantly make them 10 times more attractive is… wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in pig Latin. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that take place every full moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig ridden)!

Blockheadz R Us

BlockHeadz, false assumptions., falsely accused, misapprehended, mischaracterized, Miscommunication., misconceptions, misconstrued, misdiagnosed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudged personality, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misquoted, misread, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, misunderstood intentions, wrongly perceived

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/700	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone will finally understand you! We have a community of players who will appreciate your quirky sense of humor, your love for building giant statues of llamas, and your obsession with collecting every type of block in the game.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens, exploring a secret underground city filled with diamond ore, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is a place where you can truly be yourself and let your creativity run wild.

So why wait? Join now and show the world just how misunderstood and awesome you really are!