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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6946 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Star Shards Collected: | 229 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.