I expect you to die 3 full game Minecraft Servers

CraftingLoveGone

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crops Grown:	1228
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	106	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
New Chunks Explored:	351896	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	255
Dragon Scales Harvested:	329	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Star Shards Collected:	109
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5034
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

vanillish.playit.gg

Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	3532
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3279	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

FireworkFiasco Minecraft Server

4th of july, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, debris, FireworkFiasco, fireworks, holiday celebration, law enforcement, lawn damage, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, Neighborhood, pettiness, Police, property damage, Race, racism, Server, video evidence

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Animals Bred:	104
Buildings Constructed:	45	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	141	Mines Excavated:	4637
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing debris into the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for some explosive fun and crazy neighbor drama that will make you question your own sanity.

💥 Build your own firework show and watch as your neighbors run onto your lawn in panic! Just make sure to clean up the debris by blowing it back into the street for maximum chaos.

🎆 Enjoy the thrill of dodging accusations of being racist just because you want a clean lawn. Who knew fireworks could spark such heated arguments?

👮‍♂️ And don’t worry, our virtual cops will always have your back when it comes to settling disputes with your pixelated neighbors.

Join us on this wild ride of fireworks, drama, and questionable lawn maintenance choices. You won’t regret it! 😉

BabyBroBabysittersRUs

avoidance, baby brothers, BabyBroBabysittersRUs, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, emotional labor, family, Frustration, Help, live-in nanny, mental health, parenting, postpartum depression, Resentment, responsibilities, sibling dynamics, Siblings, stress, Support, wedding planning

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4358	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Enchantments Applied:	159	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your oopsie daisy twin brothers while your parents are MIA and your sister is too busy planning her questionable wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family and never have to change a diaper again! Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations by creating epic builds and unleashing your inner creativity.

Forget about being the live-in nanny for your siblings, come join us and be the master of your own virtual universe. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can rule over your own Minecraft kingdom?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the crying babies behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!