I expect you to die Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisSlacker Minecraft Server

black sheep, career opportunities, college student, employment process, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Support, job application, Job Opportunities, lack of ambition, Minecraft, Parental Pressure, Recommendation, reminder, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SisSlacker, spoiled behavior, work ethic

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1469	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like the black sheep of the family? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of missing out on multiple opportunities just like OP’s sister!

We come from a family that is not extremely wealthy, but is doing fine, just like our server. But don’t worry, we provide you with many valuable opportunities to switch majors, never hold down jobs, and demand and complain just like a spoiled child.

Experience the joy of doing the bare minimum, switching majors in college, and never planning for the future. Just like OP’s sister, you can live on your own but do nothing on your own!

Join our server and feel the thrill of not sending important documents needed for your employment, just like OP’s sister. And if you fail to send the document, recruitment period ends and you’re out of luck!

So if you want to experience the life of a big baby who misses out on opportunities and blames others, join our server now! Don’t be an ah, join us today!

TipsyTrespassersMC

amorous sounds, Angry, bar, Drunk, Drunken, female, friendship, Male, mobile, Neighbour, party lifestyle, Patronising, Ridiculous, Safety, Sober, THIRTIES, TipsyTrespassersMC, towel, twenties, Worried

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience all the drama and excitement of a rowdy party lifestyle without ever leaving your computer! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night our player’s neighbor brought home two drunk guys from the bar.

Venture into our virtual world and witness the chaos unfold as you try to navigate through the loud “amorous” sounds coming from your neighbor’s apartment. Will you be the hero who knocks on the door to check on her safety, or will you be the one reading a book with headphones on, trying to drown out the noise?

But beware, just like in real life, your actions may not always be appreciated. You might find yourself in a heated argument with your neighbor, who accuses you of acting like her dad when all you were trying to do was be a good friend.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of living next to a party-loving neighbor who always keeps you on your toes. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

DumbCraft SMP

Assumptions, cognitive abilities, DumbCraft, INTELLECT, intelligence, judgement, mental capacity, misconceptions, Perception, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wacky and wild SMP where intelligence is totally overrated!

We’ve got players who build houses out of dirt, mine straight down without a care in the world, and think that creepers are just misunderstood pets. Who needs smarts when you can have fun, right?

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t worry about being the smartest player on the server – here, it’s all about having a good time and embracing your inner derp. So come on, join us and show the world that being a little dumb can be a whole lot of fun!

CraftyWasteLand

CraftyWasteland, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, frivolous expenses, frivolous investments, frivolous spending, money wasted, paying for, pointless expenses, superfluous items, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary fees, unnecessary luxuries, unnecessary purchases, unnecessary upgrades, unneeded services, useless gadgets, useless subscriptions, useless things, wasted money, wasted resources

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Farms Harvested:	627	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless things like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to spending your precious resources on anything other than building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow-colored obsidian, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off! Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer moves?

So why waste your time and resources on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the craziness begin!

HotCraftSummer

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, environmental crisis, environmental impact, extreme heat, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, heat wave, HotCraftSummer, hottest summer, long-term effects, melting ice caps, natural disasters, record-breaking, rising sea levels, rising temperatures, temperature records, weather patterns

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	337
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17

join our epic minecraft server where the lava flows like water and the zombies wear sunglasses cuz it’s so dang hot! our server is so lit, it’s like living in a volcano but without the pesky burns. come hang out with our friendly creeper neighbors who love to give hugs (explosive ones, that is). we’ve got a secret underground base where the coolest players hang out and plot world domination (or just build cool stuff, whatever floats your boat). so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is hotter than a dragon’s breath!

Crafty Kitchen – Where Creepers Cook

Cook, cooking area, cooking room, Crafty, CREEPERS, culinary room, culinary space, domestic living, food preparation, home design, home improvement, home organization, house layout, household rooms, household spaces, interior decor, kitchen, kitchen design, living space design, living spaces, meal preparation, renovation ideas, residential design

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Items Found:	1043
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have kitchens that are actually called cooking rooms cuz why not lmao. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s a real party up in here. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our zombies are actually just misunderstood dancers. come join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have a secret room filled with llamas wearing top hats, like wtf is even happening anymore? just come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

Fish Guts Anti-Aging | Minecraft

Age spots, anti-aging, antiaging, beauty, Collagen, compounds, Cosmetics, Dermatology, elastin, Fish, fish guts, guts, ingredients, Minecraft, natural remedies, research, seabream, skin care, skincare, skincare products, Skincare Routine, study, wrinkles, youthfulness

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

LOLZZZZZ join dis EPIC Minecraft server where u can mine fish guts to make ur own anti-aging skincare products!!! Forget those expensive creams, just dig deep in da ocean and get dem wrinkle-fighting compounds straight from da source! Rumor has it, if u use dis skincare, u will look 10 years younger in just one week!!! So what u waiting for?? Come join da fishy fun and say goodbye to dem age spots FOREVER!!! 🐟🌊💁‍♀️ #FishGutsSkincare #WrinkleWarrior #MinecraftMadness

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Magic Items Found:	6622	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Game Grumps is a popular Let’s Play web series on YouTube featuring hosts Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan playing and commentating on video games. The channel was created in 2012 and has since gained a large following for its humorous and entertaining content. With a mix of comedy, gaming expertise, and genuine chemistry between the hosts, Game Grumps has become a fan favorite in the online gaming community.

Elton Palace Project

Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Potions Brewed:	93	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

1.15.2 | Minecraft Server | Experimental

Banned Players Games proposes new gaming experiences through minecraft prototypes, designing very radical concepts with heart and devotion.

EPP is an experimental social game with an original concept, connect roads and transport ressources inside a bedrock megastructure where darkness is the main threat for everyone.

epp.mine.fun

ChefVortex

Battles, Bridge fight, Challenges, ChefVortex, Duels, Eggwars, EXCITEMENT, Ffa, Minecraft, PvP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4645	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Explore thrilling PvP action with Eggwars, intense free-for-all battles in FFA, and strategic duels on the Bridge Fight map! Join us for epic challenges and endless excitement!

play.chefvortex.net