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PixelPainWhatIf

constant what ifs, deep regrets, dwelling on the past, emotional pain, endless what ifs, haunting thoughts, inner turmoil, lingering regrets, living in the past, living with regrets, lost opportunities, missed chances, painful memories, painful regrets, past mistakes, PixelPainWhatIf, second guessing, self-blame, self-doubt, unresolved what ifs, What If Scenarios

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of living with the pain of “what ifs”? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest “what ifs” can come true! What if you could ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? What if you could build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? What if you could tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old reality, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, what if you joined our server today?

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, controversy, cultural exchange, dialogue, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign affairs, headline, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean terms, Language, leader, Minecraft, News, North Korea, Politics, reconciliation, Server, south korea, Speech, summit

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Towns Built:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

so like, this server is the bomb dot com, like kim jong un shocking everyone with his south korean slang, except we’re not north korean dictators, we’re just a bunch of gamers looking to have a good time. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures. we have more diamonds than kim jong un has nukes, and our community is tighter than his grip on power. come join us and be part of something truly legendary. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake. yeah, you heard me right, cake. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyDocGoneWild

civil disobedience, CraftyDocGoneWild, crime, criminal justice, Doctor, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law enforcement, murder, National strike, Outrage, protest, Public Safety, rape, Safety, Social Issues, society, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

join our epic minecraft server where we fight against evil doctors who rape and murder people!!! we are like the avengers but in minecraft!!! come join us and help us defeat these evil doctors with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities!!! we have crazy events like doctor hunts and rescue missions!!! come be a hero in our world and save the day!!! also, we have free cake every friday!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!!!

QuantumCraft: Weirdness Amplified

Amplified, particle physics, quantum advancements, quantum breakthroughs, quantum computing, quantum entanglement, quantum experiments, quantum implications, Quantum Mechanics, quantum mysteries, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum probabilities, quantum reality, quantum research, quantum superposition, quantum technologies, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, scientific discoveries, theoretical physics, Weirdness

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! quantum weirdness hits you like a ton of bricks. but guess what? on this server, quantum weirdness is not just a random occurrence, it’s a way of life.

join our server and experience the thrill of quantum weirdness like never before. build a house that’s simultaneously there and not there, ride a pig that’s both alive and dead at the same time, and fight off creepers that exist in multiple dimensions at once.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can also participate in epic quests to uncover the secrets of the universe, like why chickens always seem to be plotting something, or how to turn a block of dirt into a block of pure gold. plus, we have the best parties in town, with disco balls made of glowstone and music played by a skeleton DJ.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and embrace the chaos of quantum weirdness. who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life along the way. or at least have a good laugh trying.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

34, follows tick, long tail, Minecraft, No daughter, No husband, PixelPunch, Server, Tick follows tock

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your Minecraft world turned upside down in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible!

ChudcelCraft SMP – The Bro-tastic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Brotastic, chudcelbros, chudcelbros not like this, ChudcelCraft, long tail tags, Minecraft, not like this, not like this chudcelbros, smp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9289	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of diamonds, and prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chudcelbros, a group of players who have mastered the art of trolling and will stop at nothing to make your Minecraft experience a living nightmare. From exploding chickens to secret traps hidden in every corner, you never know what kind of chaos the Chudcelbros will unleash next.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

BabyBlockDrama

baby, BabyBlockDrama, Best Friend, dating sites, family, Followers, grad school, hurt feelings, husband, instagram, newborn, PHOTO, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy settings, Protection, Screenshot, Spouse, Trust, vacation, worries

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values privacy and respects boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to send your baby’s picture to random strangers for a date!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can trust your fellow players not to betray your trust like that one best friend did. We won’t call you crazy for wanting to protect your baby’s privacy, in fact, we’ll celebrate your dedication to keeping your little one safe.

So come on over to our server, where we prioritize respect, privacy, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t go behind your back and send your baby’s picture to strangers. Join now and let the crazy adventures begin!

CraftyBeliefGoneWhy

acceptance, Adaptability, BELIEF, CHANGE, CraftyBeliefGoneWhy, Evolving, flexibility, growth, introspection, letting go, mindset shift, moving on, Open-mindedness, personal development, Reflection, Release, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation, Value

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Potions Brewed:	185	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for fun!

Say goodbye to your old beliefs and values because on our server, anything goes! Who needs to follow the rules when you can ride a llama into battle wearing a suit made entirely of TNT?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HinduCraft: Pay up or Dig out!

bangladesh, Community, Dig, discrimination, engineering student, Extortion, fear, Harassment, HinduCraft, hindus, HUMAN RIGHTS, intimidation, intolerance, Migration, minority rights, Pay, protection money, religious extremism, religious persecution, Safety, South Asia, Threats, violence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

yo yo yo, welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than Bangladesh Hindus getting calls for protection money! we got engineering students plotting world domination and making secret deals with creepers. join us if you wanna be part of the wildest adventure ever, where you gotta build your base faster than those Hindus gotta cough up that cash. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness!

TechDistractedKidsMC

anxiety, attention span, Behavior, child development, children, digital devices, distraction, findings, hyperactivity, Impact, inattention, mental health, parenting, parents, research, screen time, study, survey, TechDistractedKidsMC, Technology, technology use

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

join our epic minecraft server where parents are banned from using technology so you can finally build your dream castle without any distractions! no more annoying parents asking you to do chores or homework, just pure gaming bliss. Plus, studies show that playing on our server can actually decrease anxiety and increase focus, so you’ll be a minecraft pro in no time. Come join us and escape the real world for a while, you won’t regret it!