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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8326 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 456 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.
Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!