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Royal Kingdom Minecraft Server

adoration, AUTHORITY, Bow Down., crown, homage, King, Kingdom, loyalty, Majesty, Minecraft, MONARCH, obedience, Regal, Respect, reverence, royal, Royalty, Ruler, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Submission, Supremacy, Throne, Worship

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9178
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Love Letters Sent:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being a lowly peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, bow down to the king on our server and become a noble in no time! Our king is a llama named Larry who rules with an iron hoof and a fluffy attitude. Join our server and participate in epic llama jousting tournaments to win Larry’s favor and become his royal advisor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of the chicken dance. Join them in their feathered festivities and learn their ancient chicken dance rituals to gain their trust and unlock hidden chicken-themed treasures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have taken over the server’s economy and are constantly causing chaos with their bamboo black market. Join forces with them to pull off daring heists and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Bow down to the king, dance with the chickens, and join the panda mafia on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

Battle Brothers, bugs, codes, Community, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, epic online services, focus entertainment, general, jolly coop squad, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, lore wiki, Marine, MATCHMAKING.., Patch 3.0, PvP, ROADMAP, smp, Space, space marine 2, Steam, Submission, warhammer 40k

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

abusive relationships, blockparty, communication breakdown, dealing with children, disrespectful behavior., emotional boundaries, emotional moment., emotional outburst, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family tension, Grieving Process, handling emotions, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, yelling at kids

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4299
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	3719	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

MythicalSMPPlayer23

Creature, dream, FANTASY, folklore, imagination, legend, MAGICAL, mystical, mythical abilities, mythical animal, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical form, mythical identity, mythical powers, mythical realm, mythical transformation, mythical world, MythicalSMPPlayer23, Supernatural

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Endless Night Skies:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

BlockyBreakups

Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Emeralds Found:	5343	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Attack, Conflict, CREW, Defense, Dispute, fishing boat, Incident, injured, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SeaCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, state media, Territorial, Vietnamese, violence

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

Alliance, Defense, Diplomacy, DutchNews.nl, eastern europe, Euro-Atlantic integration, european security, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Mark Rutte, military cooperation, nato, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Realm, Ruttes, SECURITY, security alliance, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

country ranking, country rating, Crafty, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural perception, cultural reputation, Cultural significance, culture, DEBT, Development, economic stability, France, importance of culture, international scene, loans, Minecraft, national identity, Server, subpar development, western country

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	125	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	1426	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ores Mined:	6966
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)