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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5263 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8872 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.