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LOLcraft: The Wacky World of ‘Crazy History Fact’

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the power of the Frankish kings for yourself! Clotaire Ier may have been slayed by the King of Heaven, but on our server, you can become the mightiest king of all time! Gregory of Tours himself would be amazed at the epic battles and kingdoms that await you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world who the true ruler of Minecraft is!

Kronii’s Horny Minecraft Adventures: Mindbreaking Edition

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Void Armor Forged:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and witness the epic battle of mindbreaking Kronii into becoming as horny as Marine!

Picture this: Kronii, the stoic and serious player, suddenly transforming into a wild and crazy party animal like Marine. How will it happen? Only on our server will you find out!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Will you be brave enough to face the Diamond Dragon and claim its treasures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest and craziest adventures in Minecraft! Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some popcorn for the show!

Horse Saddle Fails: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4990
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be riding horses like a pro! But be warned, these horses have a mind of their own and will challenge you to epic races across the land. And if you can’t saddle them up in time, you’ll hear CJ yelling at you to get your act together. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride like no other!

Crafty Love Connections: Swipe Right for Diamonds

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of swiping left and right on boring dating apps? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the hottest new dating app in town! That’s right, forget about Tinder and Bumble, on our server you can find your true love while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress your crush with your redstone skills and PvP prowess?

So why waste your time on boring dating apps when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join our server now and let the quest for love begin!

RageCraft: Where Characters Go Wild in a Pixelated World!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild adventure where anything can happen, like characters going into a wild rage after seeing an amphibian! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next. So come join us and let the madness begin!

Snowflake Sanctuary: Where White Women Reign Supreme in Minecraft!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Crops Grown:	3381
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, white women are worshipped as Goddesses! That’s right, if you want to seek salvation and reach the ultimate level of enlightenment, you must marry a white woman in-game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. From battling giant chickens to building a castle made entirely of cheese, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might just find your white Goddess and achieve true salvation in the process!

WitchyCraft: Menhera Madness

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	83468
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the Menhera Witch Edition Minecraft server! Are you ready to join a server where witches and magic rule the land? Our server is filled with talented witches and wizards who will cast spells and brew potions to protect their territory.

Join now to meet Gen 1 witches like Crystallis Abi Kadabura, who can turn enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of her wand. Or hang out with Serina Maiko, who can summon a rain of cupcakes to satisfy your sweet tooth.

But wait, there’s more! Gen 2 witches like Petalight Kou Mariya can grow flowers out of thin air, while Mono Monet can turn your enemies into adorable kittens. And don’t forget about Yae Yugiri, who can make your wildest dreams come true (literally).

We even have a Gen 3 witch named Yumi the Witch, who can fly on her broomstick and turn your enemies into toads. Plus, our server is currently hosting a poll to choose the first collab partner for Gen 3 – will it be a dragon, a unicorn, or a talking mushroom? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the magical world of Menhera Witch Edition. Just be careful not to anger the witches, or you might find yourself turned into a frog! See you there, brave adventurer!

SavageCraft: Where we don’t sugarcoat anything – not even our creepers!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring, normalfag-friendly character action games with their lame exploration and puzzles? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with non-stop action and zero backtracking. Our server takes inspiration from arcade and 2D beat em ups, so you know you’re in for a good time. Say goodbye to normalfags and hello to a truly epic gaming experience. Join now and unleash your inner badass!

Crafty Convicts: RIP OJ SIMPSON Edition

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Farms Harvested:	859
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchantments Applied:	140
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of blocky adventures! Our server is so legendary, even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness!

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who was banned for building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks. Some say you can still hear his ghostly clucks echoing through the pixelated night.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you may just stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions that turn you into a flying pig! And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of Minecraft history! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers. Happy mining!

CraftyWarriors – Where Minecraft meets total chaos and epic battles!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can worship Nurgle in the least disgusting way possible! We’ve got roll charts, Total War: Warhammer IIIThrones of Decay Trailer, Tamurkhan Trailer, and so much more to keep you entertained. Our Hotfix 4.2.3 Patch Notes will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We also have Total War: Pharaoh, where you can rule like a true pharaoh. Patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, and Steam links galore! And if that’s not enough, we have all the older titles you could ever dream of.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!