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>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1441	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	9750	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

steroidmc.net

InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, base building, Biomes, Bosses, Dmitry Voronin, Duels, Events, Exploration, Giveaways, Grifesko, InoVix, meteorites, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Server, server owner, Unique

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Dear Minecraft users!⛏

We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

✅Version: 1.16.5

✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

✅Website: Under construction

❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

inovix.ru-mc.ru:25578

Block Party Minecraft Server

Alaric, BARBARIANS, BLOCK, Burning, Chaos, Desperation, Emperor Honorius, Empire, glory of rome, GOLD, History, Looting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Party, Ravenna, Rome, sacking, Server, Siege, slaves, starvation, Visigoth king, Visigoths

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crops Grown:	1759
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4098
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7309
Players Killed by Monsters:	2853	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

RegretfulGamerMC SMP

biggest regret, change the past, go back, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulGamerMC, remorse, second chances, self improvement, serious, smp, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Towns Built:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!

HangryCraft

Binge Eating, comfort drink, comfort eating, comfort food, comfort indulgence, comfort meal, comfort snack, coping mechanism, emotional distress, emotional eating, emotional response, Emotional support, HangryCraft, indulgence, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing drink, soothing food, stress eating, unhealthy habits

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of eating boring old food when you’re feeling down? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Sadness Buffet” where you can feast on tears of griefers and sip on potions of sorrow! Join us for a taste of the dark side and let your emotions run wild as you chow down on the most depressing delicacies in the virtual world. Trust us, you’ve never tasted sadness like this before!