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Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Buildings Constructed:	45
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	92
Emeralds Found:	3385	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Star Shards Collected:	85	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2679
Secret Passages Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	12

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

catchphrase, clash of the titans, cultural impact, famous movie lines, famous quotes, Fun, greek mythology, household phrase, iconic lines, iconic phrases, Internet meme, KrakenCraft, long tail tags, memorable quotes, movie quote, movie references, pop culture, pop culture references, Release The Kraken, trending phrase, Unleash, viral sensation

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Farms Harvested:	599	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE