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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9721 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 61 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?
