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InkCraft: Bacteria Edition

Bacteria, bacterial contamination, cosmetic safety, dangerous bacteria, Edition, health risks, ink contamination, ink quality control, ink sterilization, InkCraft, manufacturers, microbial contamination, permanent makeup ink, potentially dangerous, research, samples, sealed bottles, skin health, sterile ink, tattoo industry, tattoo infection, tattoo ink, tattoo safety

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT TATTOO INK THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR INK IS INFECTED WITH BACTERIA THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE LOGGING INTO OUR SERVER AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FLY LIKE A CHICKEN AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES! ALL THANKS TO OUR MAGICAL INK!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PERMANENT MAKEUP INK WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GLAMOROUS ZOMBIE QUEEN! WHO NEEDS A FACE LIFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FACE MELT INSTEAD?

SO HURRY AND JOIN OUR SERVER NOW BEFORE THE CDC SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO EPIC! #BACTERIAPOWER #INKEDANDDANGEROUS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, anger, annoyance, exasperation, Frustration, fuming, fury, indignation, infuriated, irate, Irritation, mad, Minecraft, provoked, Ragecraft, Resentment, riled up, seethe with rage, Server, timmys, Upset, vexation, Wrath

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	531772
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Villages Defended:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make Timmy seethe with rage? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Timmy’s head explode with anger! Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community of players who thrive on making Timmy’s life a living nightmare. Trust us, you won’t find a server more dedicated to driving Timmy insane than ours! So come on, join in on the fun and watch Timmy’s seething rage reach new heights!

BitCraft Server: It’s Over for Bitcoin!

altcoins, bear market, Bitcoin, BitCraft, Blockchain, bubble burst, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital economy, economic downturn, financial collapse, financial crisis, Investment, it’s over, market crash, Server, speculation, Technology, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Villages Defended:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of mining for boring old Bitcoin? Well, say goodbye to the digital currency world and join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got diamonds, emeralds, and all the valuable resources you could ever want – no need for that pesky cryptocurrency anymore!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).

So why waste your time on Bitcoin when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and say goodbye to boring financial investments – it’s time to invest in fun!

HandyCraftDinnerDrama

Abuse, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, domestic abuse, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, Food Safety, HandyCraftDinnerDrama, hygiene, mental health, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, personal history, self-care, Self-expression

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Items Found:	5330	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you forget about your own crazy life.

Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!

Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

BlingCraft Minecraft Server

affluent, Aristocratic, billionaire, BlingCraft, Elite, Exclusivity, Extravagant, high society, Lavish, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, moneyed, opulence, Posh, Privilege, rich people, Server, snobbish, Upper Class, upper crust, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the rich don’t know they’re rich! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, golden armor for your chickens, and a secret underground bunker filled with stacks of emerald blocks (because who needs a bank, am I right?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Minecraft Millionaire’s Club,” where players who reach a million diamonds are granted access to a secret island made entirely of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Notch himself visits this island once a year to hand out stacks of rare items and exclusive skins.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a diamond-encrusted pig into battle, wear a crown made of emerald blocks, and become a member of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the riches and ridiculousness that await you on our server!

NightOwlPerks

Benefits, circadian rhythm, creativity, energy levels, Focus, late night, night owl, night owl advantages, night owl creativity, night owl habits, night owl perks, night owl productivity, night owls, night owls lifestyle, Night shift, night time, night time activities, NightOwlPerks, productivity, quiet environment, sleep schedule

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you a night owl who loves staying up late and playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of mining and crafting under the glow of the moon.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the mobs are extra friendly at night. Instead of attacking you, they’ll break out into a synchronized dance routine to entertain you while you mine for diamonds.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays enchanted eggs that give you special powers. Who wouldn’t want to be able to fly like a chicken in Minecraft?

So come join us on our server for a night of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of spooky excitement. Who knows what surprises await you in the darkness of night!

AnesCraftUnleashed

AnesCraftUnleashed, anesthesia management, anesthesia mechanisms, anesthesia research, anesthetic control, brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain function, depression, drug effects, general anesthesia, instability, Medical research, mental health, neurological disorders, neuroscience, operating room, Pharmacology, schizophrenia, treatment options, unconsciousness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Void Gems Collected:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in the operating room, gettin’ ready for surgery and BAM! You’re out like a light, thanks to our amazin’ anesthetic drugs on this Minecraft server. We got that good stuff that makes your brain go all wacky and unstable, but in a totally safe way, ya know?

Join our server and experience the wildest trip of your life as you explore the depths of your unconscious mind. Who needs therapy when you can just log onto our server and let our anesthetic drugs do all the work for you? Say goodbye to depression and schizophrenia, ’cause we got you covered!

So come on, what are you waitin’ for? Join our server and let the anesthetic adventure begin!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

AiaAmare, Alban Knox, AsterArcadia, ClaudeClawmark, D_Dropscythe, Denauth, discordfags, enna alouette, ethyria, falseflaggers, fulgur ovid, Graduated Livers, hexhaywire, ignore bait, ike eveland, iluna, KlaraCharmwood, KotokaTorahime, KRISIS, KunaiNakasato, lazulight, luca kaneshiro, Luxiem, MariaMari0nette, MelocoKyoran, millie parfait, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, Niji-mado, NijiCraft, NijiEN, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN Teamup schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, numberfags, obsydia, Petra Gurin, petragurin, Reimu Endou, RenZott0, Rosemi Lovelock, RyomaBarrenworth, samefags, ScarleYonaguni, Server, shitposting, shu yamino, sonny brisko, tribalfags, ttt, TwistyAmanozako, twitter widgets, Tyrant Vanta, Uki Violeta, VBrightshield, VerVermillion, VezaliusBandage, vox akuma, xsoleil, YuQWilson

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server where you can mine with Nijisanji EN VTubers like they’re your blocky besties! We’ve got LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, Denauth, and more!

Imagine building a castle with Petra Gurin or going on a mining adventure with Rosemi Lovelock. Ethyria is the place to be for all your magical Minecraft needs, while Luxiem is where the cool kids hang out. And don’t even get us started on ILUNA – those VTubers are like the Avengers of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a teamup schedule so you can game with your favorite VTubers, and a website to watch streams together like a virtual sleepover. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky fun begin! Just remember to ignore the trolls – we’re here for a good time, not a griefing time.

ParodyCraft Minecraft Server

comedy, film analysis, film criticism, film culture, film discussion, film genre, film genre analysis, film genre discussion, film genre evolution, film genre parody, film genre trends, Film history, film industry, film trends, Minecraft, movie genre, movie industry, parody film, parody genre, ParodyCraft, satire, Server, tv genre

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Star Shards Collected:	218
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of watching the same old parody films that just don’t hit the mark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created the ultimate parody film experience! Join us for a wild ride through hilarious parodies of all your favorite movies, from “The Blockbuster” to “Craft Wars: The Ender Game.”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blockbuster Awards, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous parody film of them all. Will you take home the coveted Golden Creeper trophy?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous parody film fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Argument, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, communication skills, Confrontation, emotional response, humor, humor boundaries, humor in relationships, joke interpretation, menstrual cycle, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive joke, Period, PMs, relationship, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave your PMS-induced sensitivities at the door, because here, we only deal with epic quests and building amazing structures.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about insensitive boyfriends and their questionable jokes. We promise a safe and welcoming environment where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow players.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you build a giant tampon castle to symbolize your period woes? Or embark on a quest to defeat the evil PMS monster and restore peace to the land? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t be an asshole, join us today and let’s laugh, build, and play together in this wacky Minecraft world!