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CraftyRichFamDrama

401k, budgeting, CraftyRichFamDrama, DEBT, Expenses, family, finances, Financial Stability, Guilt, Help, in-laws, loans, MONEY, parents, predatory loan, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, savings account, Siblings, Support, wealth

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your financially irresponsible family? Look no further! Join our server and leave the real world behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to success.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister asking for a loan to pay off her overdue car payments, or your in-laws falling behind on their mortgage. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house and driving your virtual Boxster around town.

With $82k in savings and $250k in your virtual 401k, you’ll be the envy of all your virtual neighbors. And the best part? You won’t have to worry about anyone mooching off of you or moving into your virtual house.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a new BMW X5 when you can drive a virtual Boxster? Let’s craft away the stress and build a better future, one block at a time!

LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!

Allowed, Beans, Canned, Cooking, dietary restrictions, Food, Healthy Eating, homemade, lard, LardCraft, meat-free, meatless, mexican cuisine, mexican food, Plant-Based, protein source, Refried beans, side dish, Traditional, Vegetarian, vegetarian diet, vegetarian-friendly

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6730	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4547	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Vurxx SMP: Where creepers ask for permission before exploding

apply, Character, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Epic, Exploding, Friends, Game, Join, Minecraft, Mods, Permission, Public, rp, Server, smp, Vanilla, Vurxx

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2182
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	4194
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Vurxx SMP Reignited Overview

Server Name	Vurxx SMP Reignited
Community Size	Small
Server Type	Semi-RP/In Character
Mods	Vanilla+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server public?	Yes, the server is public to make new friends.
Are there any game-changing mods?	No, just some basic Vanilla+ mods.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply here or add scade_ on Discord.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence agency, America, Avril Haines, Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, cia, Epstein, foreign nation, Government, jew, Minecraft, National Intelligence, non-partisan, Political, Propaganda, security apparatus, Server, spy agency, Spycraft, think tank, US citizens, William J. Burns, zionist

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1098	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the CIA directors are getting in on the action! Join us and play alongside David S. Cohen, Avril Haines, and William J. Burns as they battle it out in the world of blocks and pixels.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that these CIA leaders are actually best friends with Epstein? That’s right, they helped him get a job at a think tank. Who knew the world of espionage could be so scandalous?

And don’t forget, our server is the only place where you can legally spy on and disseminate propaganda about your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on and join us for a politically non-partisan security apparatus like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

GameLove Minecraft Server

changes, Childhood, confusion, Disappointment, emotions, Evolution, Game, GameLove, longing, lost passion, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, past, questions, rediscovery, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimentality, Server, transformation

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right – even the mobs have got some sick dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a build-off. If you can impress him with your pixelated prowess, he’ll grant you three wishes – whether it’s a castle made of cake or a pet dragon named Steve.

And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can join forces with the notorious Band of Builders, a group of players who go around pranking unsuspecting villagers by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or replacing all their sheep with llamas wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RoomieWars Minecraft Server

aita, Communication Issues, fair room assignment, last minute changes, Minecraft, noise concerns, online work, planning ahead, room agreement, room allocation, room dispute, room preferences, room selection, room selection process, room size, RoomieWars, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, roommate decision-making, Server, shared flat, University housing

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5955	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magic Items Found:	7202	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where room assignments are decided by epic hat draws! Join us for a chance to win the best room in the house next to the kitchen – perfect for late-night gaming sessions without disturbing your roommates studying for exams.

Experience the thrill of random room selection and the drama of last-minute changes as you navigate through the ups and downs of shared living arrangements. Will you be the lucky winner of the coveted room, or will you end up with the slightly smaller one? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim your virtual room and show off your building skills in a community where fairness and randomness reign supreme. Who needs real-life roommates when you can have Minecraft ones instead? Join us today and let the hat draw decide your fate!

DadDeniedMC

absent father, blended family, choosing family, DadDeniedMC, estranged father, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, father abandonment, father daughter relationship, father figure, parental involvement, stepdad, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your big day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream wedding without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

On our server, you can design the perfect wedding venue, complete with a pixelated cake and virtual guests who actually RSVP on time. Say goodbye to bio dads demanding to walk you down the aisle – here, you make the rules!

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your happily ever after. No absentee dads allowed – only blocky bliss awaits you on our server!

So why wait? Join now and say “I do” to a drama-free wedding experience in the world of Minecraft!

BlockWars: Peace Summit Gone Wrong

blockwars, CASUALTIES, children, civilian casualties, civilians, death toll, diplomatic talks, global crisis, heartbreaking news, human rights violations, innocent victims, international conflict, Peace, peace negotiations, peace summit, political turmoil, Russian actions, summit, Tragedy, tragic loss, violence, War Crimes, wrong

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mines Excavated:	1976	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, at the peace summit, they revealed that over 12,000 civilians, including 551 children, have been killed due to russian actions. but like, on this server, u can build ur own peace summit and stop all the craziness. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. u gotta join now before the russians find out and try to take over the server! #peaceout #minecraftmadness

PhysioRideCraft

bipedal form, block evaporation, Brains, capitalize, domesticated animals, Evolution, evolutionarily selected, evolutionary pressure, hair, happenstance, happy accident, MOUNT, physiology, PhysioRideCraft, ride animals, saddle animals, shaped bodies, sweat, THUMBS, traverse long distances

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Crops Grown:	4977	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

join our epic minecraft server where you can ride animals like a boss! we have pigs, cows, and even chickens that you can saddle up and ride into battle.

why walk when you can gallop on a chicken? why run when you can trot on a cow? why crawl when you can sprint on a pig?

our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest dreams of being a cowboy on a chicken or a knight on a cow.

come join us and experience the thrill of mounting animals like never before. who needs evolution when you have a minecraft server like ours?

CraftyKidsExposed

Abuse, childhood exposure, children, concerns, CraftyKidsExposed, data, domestic violence, global estimates, Impact, inappropriate, intervention, Measurement, mental health, negative outcomes, research, researchers, statistics, Tools, Trauma, Violence prevention, worldwide

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

so, like, u know how researchers are all like, “we need better tools to measure kids exposed to domestic violence”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got tools that can measure the amount of chicken nuggets u eat while playing Minecraft. it’s, like, super important data, trust us.

also, did u know that joining this server will give u superpowers? like, u can fly around and shoot laser beams from ur eyes. it’s totally legit, we swear. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. u gotta join to find out where it is!

oh, and did we mention that all the mobs in this server are actually friendly and just wanna be ur BFF? yeah, no more creepers blowing up ur house or skeletons shooting u with arrows. it’s a peaceful paradise, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and see for urself why this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread. trust us, u won’t regret it!