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Simply Skyblock

PvE, Skyblock, Skyblock Java Plugins Purchases Optional Support Advantages Limitations Good Fuss Brand new Server Simple Fancy OTT Ingane Welcome Blockblock Made Spend, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to Simply Blockblock, Skyblock made simple! A Brand new Java only server! No fancy plugins to make you spend all purchases are totally optional to just support the server and provide no ingame advantages, no OTT limitations, Just good skyblock without the fuss!

play.simplyskyblock.net

🔥 FireMine – griefer server number 1 🔥 Minecraft server

FireMine, Friends, Griefer Server, Minecraft, number 1, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Void Gems Collected:	37	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Star Shards Collected:	278
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Cool survival with friends! Come on in

play.firemine.fun

BauBau’s Fun Minecraft Server

3D Debut, baubau, baubaus, debut, Fun, fuwamoco, fuwawa, General Garibaldi Edition, merch, Minecraft, mococo, NSFW, Previous Stream, related content, Schedule, Server, songs, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the Garibaldi Edition – where the fun never stops!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Animals Bred:	104
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Items Found:	7108
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Votes:	5860
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	132	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

AmmoBlast, ammunition depot, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	8725	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!