| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 9271 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 189 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2074 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 181 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4593 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 195 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3955 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5174 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.
Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 345 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6641 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3766 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 250 |
| Farms Harvested: | 903 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9420 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7342 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3133 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 4732 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6304 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2102 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”
